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The Empire Strikes Back Script Game — Page 4

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Yeah it should have

Luke: Put that down. Hey! That's my dinner.

Yoda: How you get so big, eating food of this kind?

Luke: Listen, friend, we didn't mean to land in that puddle, and if we could get our ship out, we would, but we can't, so why don't you
just...

Yoda: Aww, cannot get your ship out?

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Luke: Hey! You could have broken this!
Yoda: Mmph! Hruf! Ooh!
Luke: Would you put that down?
Yoda: Mine! Or I will help you not!
Luke: I don't want your help. I want my lamp back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.
Yoda: Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! (etc.)
Luke: R2, let him have it. Listen, Little Fellow, could you move along? We've got a lot of work to do.
Yoda: No! No! Stay and help you, I will. Find your friend!
Luke: I'm not looking for a friend. I'm looking for a Jedi Master!
Yoda: Ohhh! Jedi Master! Yoda! You seek Yoda!

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Luke:You know him?

Yoda:Mm. Take you to him, I will. Yes, Yes But now, we must eat. Come good food, come come.

Luke:Stay here and watch after the camp artoo.

3po:Oh, where is artoo when I need him?
Sir, I don't know where your ship learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect. I believe it says that the power coupling on the negative axis has been polarized. .. I'm afraid you'll have to replace it.

Han:Well, of coures I'll have to replace it!
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HAN: Here! And Chewie.....I think we'd better replace the negative power coupling.

HAN: Hey, Your Worship, I'm only trying to help.

LEIA:Would you please stop calling me that?

HAN: Sure, Leia.

LEIA: Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes.

HAN: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right.

LEIA: Occasionally, maybe...when you aren't acting like a scoundrel.

HAN:Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.

LEIA: Stop that.

HAN: Stop what?

LEIA: Stop that! My hands are dirty.

HAN: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?

LEIA: Afraid?

HAN: You're trembling.

LEIA: I'm not trembling.

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Han: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.

Leia: I happen to like nice men.

Han: I'm nice.

Leia: No, you're not. You're...

3PO: Sir, sir! I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling.

Han: Thank you. Thank you very much.

3PO: Oh, you're perfectly welcome, sir.

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Needa: And that, Lord Vader, was the last time they appeared in our scopes. Considering the amount of damage we've sustained, they must have been destroyed.
Vader: No, Captain, they're alive. I want you to sweep every part of the asteroid field until they are found!
Piett: Lord Vader. The Emperor commands you to make contact with him.
Vader: Move the ship out of the asteroid field, so that we can make a clear transmission.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Heh, thanks for leaving it for me.

Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?
Emperor: There is a great disturbance in the Force.
Vader: I have felt it.
Emperor: We have a new enemy: Luke Skywalker.
Vader: Yes, my master.
Emperor: He could destroy us.

I'll leave the second half for any other intrepid explorer who wishes to tackle it!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Vader:He's just a boy. Ob1 can no longer help him.

Emperor:The force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.

Vader:If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally.

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EMPEROR: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?

VADER: He will join us or die, master.





LUKE: Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why we can't see Yoda now.


YODA: Patience! For the Jedi it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat. Hot. Good food, hmm? Good, hmm?

LUKE: How far away is Yoda? Will it take us long to get there?

YODA: Not far. Yoda not far. Patience. Soon you will be with him. Rootleaf, I cook. Why wish you become Jedi? Hm?

LUKE: Mostly because of my father, I guess.

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Yoda: Oh, father! Powerful Jedi was he! Hmm! Powerful Jedi!
Luke: Oh, come on. How could you know who my father is. You don't even know who I am! I don't even know what I'm doing here! We're wasting our time!
Yoda: I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.
Ben: He will learn patience.
Yoda: Much anger in him. Like his father.
Ben: Was I any different when you taught me.
Yoda: No.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Ben: Was I any different when you taught me.
Yoda: No.
That's not how it goes man!

Ben: Was I any different when you taught me?
Yoda: Hah! He is not ready.
Luke: Yoda?! I am ready. Ben! I can be a Jedi. Ben, tell him I'm ready.
Yoda: Ready, are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be
trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. Never his mind on where he was. What he was doing. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!



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Um, yeah, that is how it goes. The only difference you wrote was having a, "Hah!" in place of "No." I've always heard it as, "No," and the captions and subtitles for every set I've had have translated it as that. But is one word really that worthy of nit-picking? Anyway...

Ben: So was I, if you'll remember.
Yoda: He is too old. Yes. Too old to begin the training.
Luke: But I've learned so much.
Yoda: Will he finish what he begins?
Luke: I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.
Yoda: You will be. You will be.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Yoda says no? Sorry man, my bad - I've just never heard that. I figured he just scoffed at Ben's 'was I any different?' and then quickly changed the subject to 'he is not ready'. I guess I've never watched it with captions.

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According to my script book, Yoda says "Hah! He is not ready"

(I just looked that up...I'm not cheating)

Anyhoo
LEIA: Eeeeeeuuuwwww

3PO: Sir, if I may venture an opinion...

HAN: I'm not really interested in your opinion, Threepio.

LEIA:There's something out there.

HAN: Where?

LEIA: Outside, in the cave.

3PO: There it is. Listen! Listen!

HAN: I'm going out there.

LEIA: Are you crazy?!

HAN: I just got this bucket back together. I'm not going to let something tear it apart.

LEIA: Then I'm going with you.

3PO: I think it might be better if I stay here and guard the ship..... Oh, no.

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Leia: This ground sure feels strange. It doesn't feel like rock at all.

Han: There's an awful lot of moisture in here.

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Well, in my marathon viewing session, I'm almost to ESB, so I'll pay attention. If I'm wrong, I'll freely and openly admit it. But, geez, guys, one word? I've made bigger errors in the past (as have others!) that got less attention! ^_~

Han: Watch out! Just what I thought. Mynock. Chewie, check the rest of the ship. Make sure there are no more attached. Probably chewing on the power cables.
Leia: Mynock?
Han: Go on inside. We'll clean 'em off if there are any more.

EDIT: Removed the first two lines of mine, which YIYF had just taken care of.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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3PO: Ohhh! Go away! Go away! Beastly thing. Shoo! Shoo! I'm Gay!! I'm Gay!

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I believe the line, was, "Hah. Hah," not, "I'm gay! I'm gay!" ^_~

Han: Wait a second.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Nah, I'm pretty sure it's 'I'm Gay'. At least that's what I hear every time 3P0 gets flustered.

Han: All right, Chewie, let's get out of here!

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Hey, you gotta hear what you gotta hear! ^_~

Leia: The Empire is still out there! I really don't think...
Han: No time to discuss this in committee!
Leia: I am not a committee!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Leia:You can't make the jump to lightspeed in this asteroid field..

Han:Sit down! sweetheart. We're taking off!

3po:Look!!

Han:I see it, I see it.

3po:We're doomed!

Leia:The cave is collapsing!

Han:This is no cave.

Leia:What?

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YODA: Run! Yes. A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger...fear...aggression. The dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice.

LUKE: Vader. Is the dark side stronger?

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Yoda: No! No. Quicker, easier, more seductive.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.