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Obi-Wan: (whispers) Shh! He's back! ....ok, ok get ready... *giggles*
Qui-Gon: How's everything going in here guys?
Obi-Wan: Oh fine, fine.
Co-Pilot: Yup, just fine.

--Awkward silence--

Obi-Wan: Hey Qui-Gon..... which weighs more, a pile of bricks or a pile of feathers...?
Co-Pilot: Dammit you messed it up!
Obi-wan: Shit you're right!
Qui-Gon: *sighs and walks out*

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Pilot: Dat' son of a bitch just shot at me!

Padme: *closes eyes* Here goes!
Obi-Wan: *using Jedi Senses* Aww crap....

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Sniper: haha noob u got pwned!!!! remeber my name .... krackpaip420!!!!!!!111

..........And a couple for you to do..........

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