I am very well informed about the project codenamed S.U.R.I.
S - Scientology's
U - Ultimate
R - Resurrection
I - Idea
It's been in the works since the time of L. Ron Hubbard's lifespan.
A crude name, but Church Of Scientology officials' mental capabilities are limited. For what it's worth, Suri rolls off the tounge quite well. Well, this isn't relevant. Onto the real goods.
I'll give you the skinny on the project. Soon after Tom Cruise met Katie Holmes, he approached the highest figures in Scientology. He let them know that he found a perfect specimen to carry SEED. For those of you who don't know what SEED is, it is the single sperm cell retrieved from the late L. Ron Hubbard. For years it had been kept in a classified location. There had been candidates chosen to use SEED. Only Scientologists who were viewed as qualified were considered candidates. They are put into ranks. Tom Cruise was one of the top candidates and when he approached The Church Of Scientology, they quickly obliged. They entrusted Tom Cruise with the role of planting SEED into Katie Holmes.
Soon, the couple were married. Tom Cruise knew that unprotected sexual intercourse was imminent, so prior to the sex, Tom Cruise used the special ready-to-inject syringe carrying SEED on his testicles. This made sure that when he enjaculated, the ONLY sperm cell to leave his body was SEED.
The fertilization was obviously successful...
This could be the true reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. Lord help us all.