All I did with mine was go through my hard drive copy of the Miramax cut, and grab any shot I felt was great in that trailer type way.
Eh ...
It's a shame to cut down:
"In the city there dwelt a lowly shoemaker, who was known as Tack the Cobbler. Also in the city, existed a Thief. Who shall be ... nameless."
Why not cut the bit about the balls instead?