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<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
Might as well post a another one.

http://www.lindsay-lohan-sexy-pictures.com/ll31.jpg


When I see that, reminds me of this.

http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/
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That is a riot! LOL!

"THAT WOULD BE AN OVER BITE."

Whatever it takes to make it easier to tickle your belly button with her nose.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Originally posted by: maddog00
Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
Might as well post a another one.

When I see that, reminds me of this.

http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/


HOLY CRAP !!! SHE DOES HAVE ONLY ONE FACIAL EXPRESSION.

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Originally posted by: maddog00
When I see that, reminds me of this.

http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/


That's hilarious!
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http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/


That's so weird! I believe it, but it CAN'T be a coincidence...
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It's funny because it's true. Of course, it could also be because of all those ridiculous fashion photographers who ask her for her "sexy pouty face" and to "make love to the camera."

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I remember a few months ago, someone posted the same thing for Paris Hilton, and that one was even more convincing with the tilted head position and everything.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I was going to say, it reminds me a lot of the Paris Hilton one (which we can't post here) [L]http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/[/L]
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So...did they just find some guy to stick his ahiry ass leg in the picture......to what?....make it look like after you have your way with her over the internet she's gonna go bang the guy on the bed.....

Hey look, a bear!

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Originally posted by: JarHead413
So...did they just find some guy to stick his ahiry ass leg in the picture......to what?....make it look like after you have your way with her over the internet she's gonna go bang the guy on the bed.....


I never noticed that before! Never noticed that leg before you told me.
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Wow. I didn't notice it either! Great powers of observation.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Okay, today's Friday, classic beauty day, so we post pics of old time actresses, right?

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/4400/bergman2.jpg
Ingrid Bergman
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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But you have to show "Then" and "Now" pics...

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/4400/bergman2.jpg
http://aboutfacts.net/Strange/Strange6/Corpse.jpg

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Well, that was certainly unappetizing...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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LOL...sorry. Couldn't resist.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
LOL...sorry. Couldn't resist.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Okay, today's free-for-all, right?

http://www.cylon.org/images/babes/cababe07-02web.jpg
http://www.cylon.org/images/babes/cababe07.jpg
Catherine Mary Stewart
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Okay, it's Sunday so that means blondes, right?

http://www.petawilsonsite.com/images/0060.jpg
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http://www.petawilsonsite.com/images/0026.jpg
Peta "La Femme Nikita" Wilson
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Red heads on Monday, right?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/LPrepon.jpg
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Catherine Mary Stewart


That would be Miss Last Starfighter, right? Nice choice.
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Catherine Mary Stewart


That would be Miss Last Starfighter, right? Nice choice.

You are correct. And thank you.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Regarding the previous Paris and Lindsey montages ... I think we now have our proof that these women are in fact not real, but are photorealistic CG creations concocted by Hollywood to peddle its crappy wares. Like S1m0ne.
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