"Strong I am with the force. But not that strong..."
"No, I mean... uh... aren't you going to tell me a bit... more?"
"More, you say?"
"... mnnnyeaah, I mean, uh... Why did Obi-Wan disapear when Vader killed him? How can I do that too?"
"Ah... Teach him to disapear, Qui-Gon did."
"Qui-Gon? What the hell is a Qui-Gon?"
"Qui-Gon Jin was his former master, not me. By Darth Maul, killed he was."
"Darth who? Don't you mean Darth Vader?"
"No, Darth Maul... Aprentice of Darth Sidious he was... A Sith Lord he is..."
"Sith? What? No, no, wait, wait, why didn't ANYONE tell me these things?"
"Much to learn about your past... you have... Watch these you must..." *gives Luke the prequels DVDs*
"What are these Master Yoda?"
"Memories of the past... Shameful things... We are trying to forget..."
"Oh I see. Uh... One last question. Is Darth Vader my father?"
"... your father he is. And... There is another Skywalker..."
"You mean... Leia?"
"Not only her... Anakin Skywalker was your father... And creating you and Leia he did..."
"Yes..."
"But another being he created... C3PO!"
"What?!"
"Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true... You and C3PO... are technically brothers..."
"Nooooo!! It can't be!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!"
"Now... to die, I must... Become CGI I will..." *Yoda disapears, Frank Oz hand is visible under the bed, he quickly pulls it away*