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So I hear that Katie Holmes finally gave birth to Tom Cruise's unholy child, a daughter they named Suri. I guess it's the end of the world now.

Interestingly, their daughter's birth coincides with the birth of Brooke Shields' second daughter Grier. Ten bucks says Brooke's new daughter can beat up Tom's new daughter.
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What!?! Tom Cruise is like... a lot older than Katie Holmes!!!

This. Not.. Right...

And that poor kid, please God don't let them raiser her as a Scientologist.

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I'm not really bothered about age diffferences in relationships as long as the 2 people involved are comfortable with it. Tom Cruise's insanity, however, is another matter.

Maybe the kid is the chosen one who will save us all from the evil Thetan threat. We can only hope.

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Based on Tom Cruise's current insanity, chances are his son is the reincarnation of L Ron Hubbard. Or Vigo, the guy from the painting.
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If life were like a movie, then Cruise's daughter would be a hero who would save the world and deliver the human race from the dark clutches of Scientology.

Unfortuantely, with the world we live in, this kid will probably be a parent-hating drug-addict and commit suicde at the age of seventeen.

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Parade magazine (known worldwide for its hard-hitting journalism) has pulled the results of its online poll in which it asked readers who was to blame for Tom Cruise's PR problems. 84% of respondents blamed "the Press" for distorting the Cruiser's image. Somewhat surprised by this result (i.e. slack-jaw stunned), they examined the poll results and found that of the 18,000-plus votes cast, more than 14,000 came from only 10 computers. One computer alone was the source of nearly 8,400 votes(...)


God I just HATE scientologists, brain-washed idiots supporting a money-grabbing SCAM.

Come on L RON HUBBARD! Get back from Xenu's planet or whatever and SUE ME!
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I can take anti-depressents if I want. AND I DO!!!!
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Parade magazine (known worldwide for its hard-hitting journalism) has pulled the results of its online poll in which it asked readers who was to blame for Tom Cruise's PR problems. 84% of respondents blamed "the Press" for distorting the Cruiser's image. Somewhat surprised by this result (i.e. slack-jaw stunned), they examined the poll results and found that of the 18,000-plus votes cast, more than 14,000 came from only 10 computers. One computer alone was the source of nearly 8,400 votes(...)


God I just HATE scientologists, brain-washed idiots supporting a money-grabbing SCAM.

Come on L RON HUBBARD! Get back from Xenu's planet or whatever and SUE ME!


I hate how Scientologists always cheat to make themselves look good and popular! That would be an average of voting 1,400 times a piece assuming that only one person used each computer (considering who we're talking about here, I wouldn't be surprised). They did the same thing for all of Hubbard's books, each person buying up dozens of copies of Battlefield Earth just Hubbard would climb the New York Times Bestsellers' List and look like a popular author. Pisses me off.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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That's what the wikipedia's article on the book says.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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First off, I'll say I'm not a religious person for the most part.

But I stll find it beyonf believable how someone can convert into scientology. The beliefs of the religion are totally insane. I'm not saying that they can't believe what they want, but what they are believing seems to hard for someone to take seriously. It's a science fiction story made up by a man in the 60's (i think) and turned into the bases of a cult. At least when I look at christianity, catholicism, islam, buddhism....whatever it may be.....they generally are based in the realm of reality with many places and people that actually existed. They can stand up to much scrutiny which is why the are still around many centuries later. It's hard to prove or disprove eaither way. Scientology can be argued against easily, either for regular organized religion or athieism or whatever you want.

Even the loosest christian still believes in the basics and general story of how things came to be. So that means the loosest of scientologists still has to believe that aliens made us from frozen aliens dropped in volcanoes and their souls came out and found monkeys to live in just like a christian believes God making earth in seven days and the whole story of jesus and whatnot.

So basically what I'm saying is that you have to have one hell of an unskeptical beliefs system to believe in Scientology. An average person has to argue his way out of believing in whatever they formally did.....I just don't see it happening to the average Scientologist.

Again, If they are happy with what they believe, then good for them, same with any other person on the planet. But the fact that this cult seems to be a "fad" sickens me.

(goes off to start a religion)

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Originally posted by: JarHead413

Jibber-jabber about the inherent foolishness of scientology...

(goes off to start a religion)


Will it have blackjack and hookers?

You know what, forget the blackjack.

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Hookers.......check.

Blackjack.....sure why not

Anything is game in my religion.

BTW...I realize that was rather lengthy and uncalled-for rant, I've just never really gotten to go off on Scientology so I just kinda......did. Meh...

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I actually agree that if you can avoid Chemical medication like anti-depressants and take some kind of herbal remedy instead than you should. I was on anti-depressants for a long time and I do know what I'm talking about. However, I still think Tom Cruise is absolutely nuts.

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I actually had a very good friend who liked the book Battlefield Earth, but didn't like any of the Scientolo-gibberish. I remember him talking about it a few years ago, before I knew anything about that crazy cult. I think I had read an article in Rolling Stone tho, about one woman's nightmare at getting out of it. It's hard to understand from the outside how bad it could be, but since more people have gotten their stories out there, well, the stories are out there. It seems they are trying to turn out people who have no consciences. Either you pay out the money to have yourself brainwashed into subservience, or if you leave they hold anything that would make you embarrassed or guilty against you. So, what..someone is either deemed not good enough for their "system" because they have their own morality of "right and wrong", OR you ascend higher doing whatever the bleep you want. The second choice sounds dangerous to me. The epitome of self-centeredness = no love.
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Originally posted by: JarHead413
Again, If they are happy with what they believe, then good for them, same with any other person on the planet. But the fact that this cult seems to be a "fad" sickens me.


Yes, I mean, if you want to belive that an insane giant space ape named Twenty-Three Skidoo is the creator of the universe, go ahead, be my guest, but grabbing people's money for it? Brainwashing them and ruining their lifes? Bashing psychiatrists and stepping back 100 years in medical advances? And making his wife remain moveless and silence during labor, and eating the baby's placenta, like Tom Cruise wanted to do?

I wish the US government did something to stop this.
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Originally posted by: JarHead413
Again, If they are happy with what they believe, then good for them, same with any other person on the planet. But the fact that this cult seems to be a "fad" sickens me.


Yes, I mean, if you want to belive that an insane giant space ape named Twenty-Three Skidoo is the creator of the universe, go ahead, be my guest, but grabbing people's money for it? Brainwashing them and ruining their lifes? Bashing psychiatrists and stepping back 100 years in medical advances? And making his wife remain moveless and silence during labor, and eating the baby's placenta, like Tom Cruise wanted to do?

I wish the US government did something to stop this.

They probably would have if they weren't afraid of taking flack for being unconstitutional.

I'm surprised that the other Scientologists aren't trying to reign in Cruise's behavior. What reflects badly on him can't be good for them.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Hey!!! There's nothing wrong with eating the placenta!!! Different cultures do that.

But I won't
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I'm not trying to defend Bizarro Cruise or his wacky religion, but he's not the first to consider eating a placenta. My science teacher ate his wife's placenta (fried with onions apparently). Plus I believe that whole thinh was blown out of proportion my the media - He commented that it would probably be very nutritious, next minute the papers are saying he wants to eat Katies internal organs while aliens watch and masturbate.

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Originally posted by: JarHead413
Hookers.......check.

Blackjack.....sure why not

Anything is game in my religion.

BTW...I realize that was rather lengthy and uncalled-for rant, I've just never really gotten to go off on Scientology so I just kinda......did. Meh...


I thought your rant was great, and it resonated even with me as a Christian. I have read a lot about the history and creed of Scientology, and I too find it extremely difficult to believe that people could zealously believe in this religion, or even that it became a religion at all. I do, however, understand how it could resonate with people in Hollywood (like Cruise) with stories like people being brainwashed in front of giant screens, etc...

Perhaps someone could make a cool Sci-Fi movie out of the proposed 'Origin of Humanity' according to Scientology. It's disturbing to read as a set of beliefs, but nonetheless riveting to read as a story...
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I'm not trying to defend Bizarro Cruise or his wacky religion, but he's not the first to consider eating a placenta. My science teacher ate his wife's placenta (fried with onions apparently).


Jesus H Chris! Why would anyone do that? I mean, you want a nutritious meal, go eat some salad with tofu or something, or take vitamins, don't canibalize on your pregnant wife! Did you teacher it with with some fava beans?
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Jesus H Chris! Why would anyone do that? I mean, you want a nutritious meal, go eat some salad with tofu or something, or take vitamins, don't canibalize on your pregnant wife! Did you teacher it with with some fava beans?
And a nice bottle of Chianti. LOL.

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Eating the placenta? That sounds a little too far gone even for Cruise. Then again...

So, do you all think it's fair to say that Tom Cruise has single handedly destroyed Katie Holmes's career?
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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