Post #202683

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Parent topic: The Tom Kitten
Link to post in topic: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202683/action/topic#202683
Date created: 19-Apr-2006, 10:29 AM

So I hear that Katie Holmes finally gave birth to Tom Cruise's unholy child, a daughter they named Suri. I guess it's the end of the world now.

Interestingly, their daughter's birth coincides with the birth of Brooke Shields' second daughter Grier. Ten bucks says Brooke's new daughter can beat up Tom's new daughter.