Yoda: it is the future you see
Luke: will they die?
Yoda: difficult to see, always in motion the OT is.

Yoda: Luke, you must complete the training. You must not go.
Luke: But Han and Leia will die if I don't
Ben: you don't know that. Not even Yoda can see what George Lucas will do to the OT next.
Yoda: yes, to Obi-wan you listen
*based on the definition of medichlorians in TPM*

Ben: when I first met your father, he was already an incredible pilot, but I was amazed at how strong he was with the force.
Luke: the force?
Ben: yes, you see the force is the blood condition that gives a jedi his power.

DARTH VADER and OBI-WAN KENOBI meet again on the Death Star.

VADER:
"Obi-Wan...or should I call you Ben..we meet again at last."

OBI-WAN:
"Yeah cool name isn't it. I came up with it while watching you during the pod race. I had snuck in behind the crowd, and I saw this very interestingly designed alien called Ben Quadrinaros, and I thought, cool name, I can use that if I ever need to go in hiding."

VADER:
"Uh..the circle is now complete.."

OBI-WAN:
"Circle?"

STORMTROOPER passing by:
"Complete?"

VADER:
"When I left I was but the learner..."

OBI-WAN:
"You were a Jedi Knight, you were actually this close to becoming a..."

VADER:
"Now I am the master."

OBI-WAN:
"Still only a master of whining and daydreams, Darth."

VADER:
"I hate you!! I am going to kill you now."

OBI-WAN:
"I remember you saying the Jedi are evil?"

VADER:
"Yes?"

OBI-WAN:
"If you strike me down, YOU are evil!"

VADER:
"No you are evil!"

OBI-WAN:
"No, you are evil."

VADER:
"This reminds me of the epic dialogue between Master Sidious and the legendary Mace Windu."

OBI-WAN:
"Everything was so much better back then, before the dark times. We could hang around in our chairs all day. You condemned me to twenty years in the desert!"

VADER:
"I hope the sand got everywhere!"

OBI-WAN:
"How could I ever consider you a friend."

VADER:
"How could I ever consider YOU a friend!"

OBI-WAN:
"Here we go again.."

The two begin to fight.

VADER:
"Your powers are weak, old man."

OBI-WAN:
"Which is weird considering the most powerful Jedi and Sith in the saga are OLD. I knew I should have spent more time training my body and not listen to Yoda's advice."

VADER:
"Yoda? Is he still alive? Master Sidious says he's dead! He even showed me his cloak!"

OBI-WAN:
"You will find out that many of the cloaks we cling to are without corpses in it, Darth."

VADER:
"So what advice did he give you? If I may ask before slaying you?"

OBI-WAN:
"Remember good ol' Qui Gon?"

VADER:
"Sure do, he was much nicer to me than you ever were."

OBI-WAN:
"Well he returned from the grave and told me that when I die I can respawn somewhere else."

VADER:
"Hey this isn't a video game."

OBI-WAN:
"Don't be too sure..many consider our adventures more video game now, than film. Anyway, if you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

VADER:
"Well you KNOW how much power I can imagine, so I guess you're going to be AWESOMELY powerful."

OBI-WAN:
"According to Qui-Gon, I will be able to TALK to people and come with advice that doesn't make sense!"

VADER:
"I think I will just cut you down now."

SLASH!

VADER steps on Obi-Wan's cloak.

VADER:
"No corpse!"

*squish*

VADER:
"Oh, there is. Now my boots aren't that shiny anymore."

(looks around)

VADER:
"Why is there never a clone around when you need one?"

A small hologram of DARTH SIDIOUS appears out of Vader's wrist-watch.

SIDIOUS:
"Lord Vader, is Obi-Wan dead?"

VADER:
"Yes, my master."

SIDIOUS:
"Good, now execute Order 149."

VADER:
"Burger and fries AGAIN?"

SIDIOUS:
"Yes...yes..."