The Star Wars is Satan's tool!

Author: MeBeJedi
Date: 14-Apr-2006, 12:08 AM

Author: MeBeJedi
Time: 14-Apr-2006 12:08 AM
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It's no joke. If you believe in the Force, you will go to hell.

http://ooze.com/toolofsatan/web-star.jpg

MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.

MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.

JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 14-Apr-2006 12:11 AM
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This must be a late April Fools joke...

Pleae tell me it is an LAFJ....

Author: Duke's alter ego
Time: 14-Apr-2006 12:28 AM
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http://ooze.com/toolofsatan/Jesurainbowposter.gif

This picture makes me laugh.

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Author: MeBeJedi
Time: 14-Apr-2006 12:35 AM
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Is that Jesus in your pants, or are
you just happy to Praise the Lord?

http://ooze.com/toolofsatan/JT-undies.jpg

MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.

MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.

JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 14-Apr-2006 12:49 AM
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For the love of all that is decent, PLEASE, PLEASE tell me these people aren't serious. This site is so unprofessional and immaturely handeled, it is... unbelievable.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 14-Apr-2006 2:57 AM
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IT'S NOT REAL. I HEARD ABOUT IT ON A NEWS TALK SHOW ON THE RADIO. BUT THERE IS A REAL SITE THAT IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE.

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Author: ricarleite
Time: 14-Apr-2006 10:31 AM
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I had this theory of Obi-Wan being Jesus, but then I remembered Jesus lived 2000 years ago, and Obi-Wan is a fictional character, so...

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: ADigitalMan
Time: 14-Apr-2006 10:50 AM
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I thought this might be real until I read this quote:

Since 1999 we warned that the end times will be upon us with THE SEVENTH SEQUEL – and that time is now. Do you have a collection of the Star Wars figures and idols? Do you watch the Star Wars- religiously? No Force can help you, White side or Black. Armies fight Babylon, the towers exploded - the battle of Armageddon is soon, but you must decide! Turn your back on fantasy movies and give yourself to the only real faith – the truth of JESUS.

Now I'm convinced it's just a joke.

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Author: THX
Time: 14-Apr-2006 10:52 AM
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It's not an April Fool's joke, it's a net-marketing scheme.

Author: Devilman-1369
Time: 14-Apr-2006 11:10 AM
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
I had this theory of Obi-Wan being Jesus, but then I remembered Jesus lived 2000 years ago, and Obi-Wan is a fictional character, so...

well 2000 years ago was indeed "a long time ago..."

and besides, Jesus is a fictional character too

Author: ricarleite
Time: 14-Apr-2006 11:45 AM
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Originally posted by: Devilman-1369

Originally posted by: ricarleite
I had this theory of Obi-Wan being Jesus, but then I remembered Jesus lived 2000 years ago, and Obi-Wan is a fictional character, so...

well 2000 years ago was indeed "a long time ago..."

and besides, Jesus is a fictional character too

I don't know. Maybe, maybe not. I'm agnostic, but I respect it and I NEVER deny God or Jesus existence.

Author: Devilman-1369
Time: 14-Apr-2006 11:51 AM
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i don't deny that a dude named Jesus existed at one point, but i have my doubts about the character Jesus as portrayed in the Bible

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 14-Apr-2006 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by: Devilman-1369

Originally posted by: ricarleite
I had this theory of Obi-Wan being Jesus, but then I remembered Jesus lived 2000 years ago, and Obi-Wan is a fictional character, so...

well 2000 years ago was indeed "a long time ago..."

and besides, Jesus is a fictional character too

No, it has been historically proven that Jesus existed. Whether he worked all those miracles and all that other stuff, though, is a matter of faith.

Author: Devilman-1369
Time: 14-Apr-2006 12:21 PM
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that's what i just said Nanner

Author: Stinky-Dinkins
Time: 14-Apr-2006 12:34 PM
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Yahahaha. I'm a big fan of that picture.

Huge fan.

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 14-Apr-2006 12:58 PM
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Originally posted by: Devilman-1369
that's what i just said Nanner

Sorry. We must have posted it at the exact same time.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 14-Apr-2006 1:07 PM
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At first I thought that was Something Awful.

Author: Devilman-1369
Time: 14-Apr-2006 1:49 PM
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wait...i'm confused

so...does that mean that Jesus is a Tool of Satan?

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 14-Apr-2006 2:10 PM
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Wow. Way to shoot yourself in the foot, people.

Author: Arnie.d
Time: 14-Apr-2006 2:14 PM
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Originally posted by: Devilman-1369
wait...i'm confused

so...does that mean that Jesus is a Tool of Satan?

That's what I thought too. Maybe the second pic is on the back of the shirt

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Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 14-Apr-2006 8:23 PM
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With the outfit that particular version of "Jesus" is wearing, he reminds me more of a member of the BeeGees than the Savior I know and love.

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Author: Nanner Split
Time: 14-Apr-2006 8:57 PM
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Looks more like some guy you'd see wandering the streets of California to me.

(No offense to anyone here who's from California)

Author: sean wookie
Time: 14-Apr-2006 10:02 PM
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I hate California.

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 14-Apr-2006 11:54 PM
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I'm going there this summer............but I'm wary..........

Author: Harlock415
Time: 15-Apr-2006 4:31 AM
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
With the outfit that particular version of "Jesus" is wearing, he reminds me more of a member of the BeeGees than the Savior I know and love.

Well now that you mention it, he does look a bit like Barry Gibb.

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