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A New Hope Script Game — Page 7

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Leia: Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?

Luke: What? Oh...the uniform. I'm Luke Skywalker; I'm here to rescue you!

Leia: You're who?

Luke: I'm here to rescue you. I've got your R2 unit. I'm here with Ben Kenobi.

Leia: Ben Kenobi is here! Where is he?

Luke: Come on!
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Han: Get behind me! Get behind me!
Luke: C-3PO, C-3PO, is there any other way out of the detention block? We've been cut off! What was that? I didn't copy.
3PO: I said, all systems have been alerted to your presence, Sir. The main entrance seems to be the only way in or out. All other information on your level is restricted!
Stormtrooper: Open up in there!
3PO: Oh, no!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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LUKE: There isn't any other way out.

HAN: I can't hold them off forever! Now what?

LEIA: This is some rescue. When you came in here, didn't you have a
plan for getting out?

HAN: He's the brains, sweetheart.

LUKE: Well, I didn't...

HAN: What the hell are you doing?

LEIA: Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, wise
guy.

HAN: Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! Get
in there and don't worry about it.

HAN: Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to
like her. Get in there!
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Han: Aaaaaaah! This garbage chute was a really wonderful idea! What an incredible smell you've discovered! Get away from there!
Luke: No wait... Will you forget it? I already tried it! It's magnetically sealed!
Leia: Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed!
Han: Absolutely, your worship. Look, I had everything under control until you led us down here! You know, it's not going to take them very long to figure out what happened to us.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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LEIA: It could be worse.

HAN: It's worse.


One of my favourite exchanges
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LUKE: there's something alive down here

HAN: That's your imagination

LUKE: Something just moved past my leg
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Luke: There? Did you see that?!
Han: What?!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Luke: Help!

Then Han shouts "Luke" three times, Leia once

Leia: Luke, grab hold of this.

Luke: Blast it, will ya? My gun's jammed.

Han: Where?

Luke: Anywhere! Oh!!

HAN: Luke! Luke!

Leia: Grab him! What happened?

Lule: I don't know, it just let go of me and disappeared...

Han: I've got a very bad feeling about this.
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Heh, I don't think anyone's looking forward to transcribing the chaos that is the trash compactor scene!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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No kidding...well, here's a try.

LUKE: The walls are moving!

LEIA: Don't just stand there. Try to brace it with something.

LUKE: Wait a minute! (comlink) Threepio! Come in Threepio! Threepio! Where could he be?
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Stormtrooper: Take over. See to him.
3PO: They're madmen. They're heading for the prison level. If you hurry, you might catch them!
Stormtrooper: You stand guard.
3PO: Come on! Oh! All the excitement has overrun the circuits in my counterpart here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance.
Stormtrooper: Alright.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Luke:Threepio! ... Come in. Threepio! Threepio!

Han:Get it on top!

Leia:I can't!

Luke:Where could he be?? Threepio! Threepio, will you come in?
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THREEPIO: They aren't here! Something must have happened to them. See if they've been captured. Hurry!

HAN: One thing's for sure. We're all going to be a lot thinner! Get on top of it!

LEIA: I'm trying!

THREEPIO: Thank goodness, they haven't found them! Wherecould they be?

ARTOO: Beep

THREEPIO: Use the comlink? Oh, my! I forgot I turned it off!

THREEPIO: Are you there, sir?

LUKE: Threepio!

THREEPIO: We've had some problems...

LUKE: Will you shut up and listen to me? Shut down all garbage mashers on the detention level, will you? Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level. Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level.

THREEPIO: No. Shut them all down! Hurry!
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Luke: Uh?! Ha! (happiness noises)
3PO: Listen to them, they're dying, R2! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough! It's all my fault, my poor master!
Luke: We're alright! You did great! Listen! Open the pressure release hatch on, where are we?! 3263827!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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HAN: If we can just avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able to get out of here.

LUKE: Well, let's get moving!

HAN: Where are you going?

LEIA: No, wait. They'll hear!

HAN: Come here, you big coward!

HAN: Chewie! Come here!

LEIA: Listen. I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you. Okay?

HAN: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take orders from one person! Me!

LEIA: It's a wonder you're still alive. Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

HAN: No reward is worth this.

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OFFICER: Secure this area until the alert is canceled.

FIRST TROOPER: Give me regular reports. Do you know what's going on?

SECOND TROOPER: Maybe it's another drill. What was that?

FIRST TROOPER: Oh, it's nothing. Don't worry about it.
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Han: Their she is.
Luke (over com): Are you save?
C3PO (over com): For the moment, where in the main hangar across the ship
Luke (over com): Alright, stand-by.
Leia: You fly in that thing? Well your braver then I thought.
Han: Nice, come on.

Trooper: It them, blast them!
Han: Get back to the ship!
Luke: Where are you going?! Get back!
Leia: Well he certainly has courage.
Luke: Come on.
.: Revenge of the Jedi 0.83 MS Edition :.
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Luke: What good will it do us if he gets himself killed? Come on.

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Luke: Whoah! I think we took a wrong turn, wrong turn, wrong turn!
Leia: There's no lock!
Luke: That oughta hold them for a while.
Leia: Quick! We've got to get across. Find the controls that extend the bridge!
Luke: I think I just blasted it.
Leia: They're coming through!
Luke: Hold this.
Stormtrooper: *Wilhelm scream*
Leia: For luck.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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THREEPIO: Where could they be?

TROOPER: (Close the blast doors! [depending on the cut]) Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!

VADER: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

BEN: Only a master of evil, Darth.

VADER: Your powers are weak, old man.

BEN: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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Han: What kept you?
Leia: We, uh, ran into some old friends.
Luke: The ship okay?
Han: It looks okay, if we can get to it.
Vader: You should not have come back!
Han: Now's our chance. Go!
3PO: Come on, R2. We're going.
Luke: Ben? No!
Han: Blast the door, Kid!
Leia: Luke! It's too late!
Ben: Run, Luke, run!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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(This is always been my favorite part of SW )
Han: I hope that that old man got the Tractor Beam out of commision or this can be a real short trip. OK! Hit it!
Chewie: Raaargh Raargh

Han: Whe are coming up to their century ships. Hold them off, angle the deflector shield while I charge up the main guns.
Luke: I can't believe he is gone.
Artoo: Beep
Leia: Their isn't anything you could have done.
Han: Whe are not out of this yet.
Han: In kid? OK, stay sharp.
Leia: Here they come.
Luke: Their coming in to fast!
Leia: Whe have lost the lateral (SP?) controls.
Han: Don't worry she will hold it together. Did you hear me baby hold it together.
Han: Hahaaaaa!!!!!!
Luke: I got him, I got him!!!
Han: Great kid, don't get kakky (again SP?)
Leia: Their still two more of them out their!
Luke: That is it whe did it!!
Leia: Whe did it!!
Chewie: Raargghh
C3PO: Help! I think I am melting, this is all YOUR fault!!
R2-D2: *Makes wierd sound that sounds much like laughing *

Tarkin: Are they away?
Vader: They have just made the jump to hyperspace.
.: Revenge of the Jedi 0.83 MS Edition :.
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Tarkin: You're sure the homing beacon is secure aboard their ship? I'm taking an awful risk, Vader. This had better work.

War does not make one great.

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HAN: Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I even amaze myself.

LEIA: That doesn't sound too hard. Besides, they let us go. It's the only explanation for the ease of our escape.

HAN: Easy...you call that easy?

LEIA: Their tracking us!

HAN: Not this ship, sister.

LEIA: At least the information in Artoo is still intact.

HAN: What's so important? What's he carrying?

LEIA: The technical readouts of that battle station. I only hope that when the data is analyzed, a weakness can be found. It's not over yet!

HAN: It is for me, sister! Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money!

LEIA: You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive!
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Leia: Your friend here is quite a mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything... or anybody.
Luke: I care! So, what do you think of her, Han?
Han: I'm trying not to, Kid.
Luke: Good.
Han: Still... she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know. What do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me...?
Luke: No.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gnarly old rebel dude: You're safe! When we heard about Alderaan, we had feared the worst.

War does not make one great.