That speech was almost eloquent enough to sway me to Macs, but you lost me at the very end when you said your co-workers fumble around like primates because you invoked one of my pet peeves, and that is that humans ARE primates, so them fumbling around like primates wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary! Sorry, I know what you meant, but I just can't let that one pass because, like I said, it's one of my huge pet peeves.