Let me tell you something. American's don't know s**t about chocolate. Hersheys SUCKS. As a result, your Twixs suck, your snickers suck, even your mini eggs suck compared to English versions. Cadburys chocolate rules, and don't even get me started on Galaxy chocolate because if you tasted that your head would explode. I gave some to a friend of mine in LA and he actually used the word 'orgasmic'. Man, I'm gonna miss that stuff. I no longer drink, smoke, or take drugs, but chocolate is my one vice, and I can't satisfy my needs with crappy Hersheys.

Looks like I'm gonna be getting my Mum to send me packages regularly.