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A New Hope Script Game — Page 5

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Yeah, I just checked my soundtrack.

Vader: And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base.

Only missed one line! ^_^

And then...

Ben: There's nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been killed too. And the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire.
Luke: I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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BEN: Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
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(speeder zooms overhead.....retarded droids fighting......cool aerial shot of mos eisley......dumb speeder-bike/jawa scene.....back to OT)

sorry, i forgot the next line, just had to say that stuff......

Hey look, a bear!

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TROOPER: How long have you had these droids?

LUKE: About three or four seasons.

BEN: They're up for sale if you want them.

TROOPER: Let me see your identification.

BEN: You don't need to see his identification.

TROOPER: We don't need to see his identification.

BEN: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

TROOPER: These aren't the droids we're looking for.

BEN: He can go about his business.

TROOPER: You can go about your business.

BEN: Move along.

TROOPER: Move along. Move along.
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Luke: I don't understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead.
Ben: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Luke: Do you really think we will find a pilot here that will take us to Alderaan?
Ben: Most best freighter pilots can be found here. Only watch your step, this place can be a litte rough.
Luke: I'm ready for everything.
Treepio: Come along Artoo.

Bartender: Hey! We don't serve their kind here.
Luke: What?!
B.: YOur droids, they have to wait outside you don't want them here.
Luke: Why don't you wait by the speeder.
Treepio: I really agree with you sir.
Luke: Can I have a milk..
Guy (don't remember name): He doesn't like you.
Luke: I'm sorry.
Guy: I don't like you eighter. You just watch your self.
.: Revenge of the Jedi 0.83 MS Edition :.
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Doctor: We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!
Luke: I'll be careful.
Doctor: You'll be dead!
Ben: This little one's not worth the effort. Come let me get you something.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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(I think the guy talking to luke was a Doctor of somekind I do not remember what.)

Doc:We're wated men! I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

Luke:I'll be careful then.

Doc:You'll be dead.

OB1:This little one isn't worth the effort. Come let me buy you something....

Doc:AaaaGrrrrr!!

Bartender:No blasters!! No blasters!!!

OB1:Are you alright?? ... This is Chewbacca. He's first-mate on a ship that might suit our needs.
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Um... ahem. Been there... And I must say you've taken a few liberties with the dialogue.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Master Skywalker
Luke: Can I have a milk..
??????

THREEPIO: I don't like the look of this.

HAN: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system.

BEN: Yes, indeed. If it's a fast ship.

HAN: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

BEN: Should I have?

HAN: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!

HAN: (continued) I've outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?

BEN: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.

HAN: What is it? Some kind of local trouble?

BEN: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements.

HAN: Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you something extra. Ten thousand, all in advance.

LUKE: Ten thousand? We could almost buy our own ship for that!

HAN: But who's going to fly it, kid! You?

LUKE: You bet I could. I'm not such a bad pilot myself! We don't have to sit here and listen...

BEN: We'll give you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach Alderaan.

HAN: Seventeen, huh!

HAN: Okay. You guys got yourself a ship. We'll leave as soon as you're ready. Docking bay Ninety-four.

BEN: Ninety-four.

HAN: Looks like somebody's beginning to take an interest in your handiwork.

TROOPER: All right, we'll check it out.

HAN: Seventeen thousand! Those guys must really be desperate. This could really save my neck. Get back to the ship and get her ready.
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Ben: You'll have to sell your speeder.

Luke: That's okay. I'm never coming back to this planet again.
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GREEDO: Going somewhere, Solo?

HAN: As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his money.

GREEDO: It's too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Jabba's put a price on your head so large that every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

HAN: Yeah, but this time I got the money.

GREEDO: If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.

HAN: I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba...

GREEDO: Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

HAN: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

GREEDO: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.

HAN: Over my dead body.

GREEDO: That's the idea. I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

HAN: Yes, I'll bet you have.

HAN: Sorry about the mess.

(NOTE: HAN SHOT FIRST)
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SANDTROOPER: This one's empty. Move on to the next one.
3PO: I'd much rather have gone with Master Luke than to stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
R2: beep

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Vader:Her resistance to the mind probe is considerable. it will be some time before we can extract any informating from her.

Imperial Officer:The final check-out is completed. All systems are operational.
What coures shall we set?
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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
Hehehe, never do!

Too bad though, I could start a thread for the ones who prefer to improvise...?

The point of this thread is to prove and show off our obsessive love for the greatest science fiction movie ever made.
A few gags here and ther are ok (blue milk, han shot first, R2 translations, etc) but the object is to get the whole script correct, from memory.

So...

Tarkin: Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion?

War does not make one great.

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Tarkin: Perhaps you would respond to an alternative form of torturing.
Vader: What do you mean?
Tarkin: I thing it is time we would demonstrate the full power of this station. Set your cours for Alderaan.
Motti: With pleasure.

3PO: Lock the door Artoo.
Stormtrooper: Alright check that side of the street.
Stormtrooper: This one is locked/secure. Move on to the next one.
3PO: I much rather have gone with Master Luke then stay here with you.
I don't know what all this toruble is about but I'm sure its your fould.
You watch your language!
Luke: Ever since the XP-38 came out they start to demand!
OB1: It will be enough.
.: Revenge of the Jedi 0.83 MS Edition :.
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^^^
I think you're watching the 'Ingrish version', Master Skywalker

War does not make one great.

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BEN: If the ship's as fast as he's boasting, we ought to do well.


( NO JABBA SCENE HERE )

LUKE: What a piece of junk.

HAN: She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've added some special modifications myself. But, We're a little rushed, so if you'll hurry aboard we'll get out of here.

3PO: Hello, sir.

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Stormtrooper to weird aardvark alien: Which way?

Aardvark points

Stormtrooper: All right, men. Load your weapons!

War does not make one great.

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Trooper: Stop that ship!

Trooper: Blast 'em!

Han: Chewie, get us out of here....

C3P0: Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel.

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HAN: It looks like an Imperial cruiser. Our passengers must be hotter than I thought. Try and hold them off. Angle the deflector shield while I make the calculations for the jump to light speed.

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Han: Stay sharp! There are two more coming in; they're going to try to cut us off.

Luke: Why don't you outrun them? I thought you said this thing was fast.

Han: Watch your mouth, kid, or you're going to find yourself floating home. We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose them...

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EDIT: Ooh! Forgot the first line! Han: Here's where the fun begins!

Ben: How long before you can make the jump to light speed?
Han: It'll just be a few minutes while I get the coordinates from the navicomputer.
Luke: Are you kidding?! At the rate they're gaining?
Han: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you'd crash into a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Leia: Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
Tarkin: Charming, to the last. You don't know how hard it was to sign the order to terminate your life.
Leia: I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.