AND HAS SOME TESTS RUN............
THE DOCTOR COMES BACK AND SAYS " I AM NOT GOING TO BEAT AROUND THE
BUSH. YOU HAVE AIDS !!!!"
THE COWBOY TUGS AT HIS STETSON AND SETS HIS JAW, AND SAYS "DOC. WHAT
CAN I DO ???"
THE DOCTOR SAYS " I WANT YOU TO GO HOME AND EAT 5 POUNDS OF SPICY
SAUSAGE,
A HEAD OF CABBAGE,20 UNPEELED CARROTS DRENCHED IN HOT SAUCE , 10
JALOPENO PEPPERS, 40 WALNUTS AND 40 PEANUTS, 1/2 HALF BOX OF GRAPENUT
CEREAL,
AND TOP IT OFF WITH A GALLON OF PRUNE JUICE."
THE COWBOY SQUARES HIS RUGGED SHOULDERS AND ASKS, "WILL THAT CURE ME DOC
????
"NO, BUT IT SHOULD LEAVE YOU WITH A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT YOUR
ASS IS FOR" ...