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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
BTW you guys, check out my 'posts per day'


LOL


You've only been here a day!

Although, the last time we saw someone with a PPD like that....well, never mind.
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I don't know PPD, but I'm afraid to ask what it is now....


EDIT: Wow don't answer that I just figured it out seconds later....And what your thinking is incorrect, I'm just the biggest procrastinator you've ever seen. Check my Join Date. I did homework AFTER that.
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when cutting onions, how do you prevent your eyes from watering?

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Did the chicken or the egg come first?
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Unfortunately either side is about as provable as the existence of God is provable. NO ONE (not even me!) knows 100% for sure which came first. Of course there are theories...

The chicken came first (theorizers have no explanations as to how it was created though, so some are skeptical); which then had an emaculate conception caused by the Chicken God. The chicken laid the egg and raised it. The next 240 (or somewhere around that) generations of chickens each had emaculate conceptions so not to inbreed too much. After this many miracles though, the Chicken God was so weakened that he died of accelerated old age (caused by miracles). This is why there are no more chicken-related miracles.

Unfortunately when the chickens lost their God and leader, they also lost their will to do much of anything except eat and breed. Soon after all of this humans came around, and began eating the chickens because they were fairly easy to catch. Later on, they began using the laid (laiden?) eggs as food also, and for more controlled chicken growth much later on.

And the rest is history. A time frame cannot be properly made for this theory either, because well, no one can talk to chickens yet.
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The other theory is that the egg came first and somehow survived on its own (yeah right! how could it stay warm!). This type of chicken was born asexual. When it became old enough it began to reproduce on its own.

And again until around 178 generations (the reason for difference is very complicated) it was asexual so there was no need to inbreed. When inbreeding was 'safe' they evolved (pff evolution...) and began reproducing normally (to human standars). According to some, this all began much earlier than the "Chicken theory" and so these chickens had to go through a semi-ice age (they burrowed into the ground to hibernate; some died, some lived).


Other theorizers believe that both the Chicken Theory and the Egg Theory are co-existent, that all the chickens died in the ice age and The Chicken God made his/her first appearance some time after. This hypothesis isn't very popular though, because neither side wants to have anything to do with the other.
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Originally posted by: ricardo
when cutting onions, how do you prevent your eyes from watering?


There are a number of ways of doing this; one is to breathe through your mouth (your eyes water because of the strength of the odor entering your nose, this can be confirmed when smelling spicy food; the same reaction occurs).

Another popular way is using a food processor to do the work for you. It minimalizes risk of tearing but does not fully get rid of it.
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Ok, one comment, one question.

First, the Immaculate Conception refers not to Mary being impregnated by God, but that Mary was born immaculate (without original sin).

Second, the question. Do you really need seperate posts to answer each question? Boosting your post count is one thing. Posting three or four times in a row in your own thread is another.
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Originally posted by: ricardo
when cutting onions, how do you prevent your eyes from watering?


Whenever Mr. T chops onions, it's the onions that do the crying.

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Originally posted by: ricardo
when cutting onions, how do you prevent your eyes from watering?


Whenever Mr. T chops onions, it's the onions that do the crying.


Nice!!
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Ok, one comment, one question.

First, the Immaculate Conception refers not to Mary being impregnated by God, but that Mary was born immaculate (without original sin).

Second, the question. Do you really need seperate posts to answer each question? Boosting your post count is one thing. Posting three or four times in a row in your own thread is another.


First of all, sorry I'm not very knowledgeable on those terms (my BS is not at its prime in other words).

Second of all, I made two posts because I thought 1 big one would be too overwhelming. I mean, c'mon, my post count per day is high enough anyway lol, I don't need it any higher I just want to answer questions in the best way I can.
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What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

*grins, already knowing the answer*

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That question is truly above even myself. And I truly don't see any reason as to why an answer may help you. Except for maybe gratification....?

From now on I want logical questions. Ones that truly mean something, like current event related, or even media related.

Thank you.
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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
Originally posted by: ricardo
when cutting onions, how do you prevent your eyes from watering?


There are a number of ways of doing this; one is to breathe through your mouth (your eyes water because of the strength of the odor entering your nose, this can be confirmed when smelling spicy food; the same reaction occurs).

Another popular way is using a food processor to do the work for you. It minimalizes risk of tearing but does not fully get rid of it.


you can use the puerto rican trick, too, which works! suck on ice.

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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter


And your question about Philidelphia......the answer is yes.

but when?


also, you never answered this question:

Originally posted by: Warbler


Are you really all knowing or do just have an inflated opinion of yourself?



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Whoops I missed that one.

I'd actually prefer to leave that question to be answered by yourself, it makes things a little bit more...shall I say spicy?

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And why does the ice thing work? I don't see the logic behind it.
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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
That question is truly above even myself. And I truly don't see any reason as to why an answer may help you. Except for maybe gratification....?

From now on I want logical questions. Ones that truly mean something, like current event related, or even media related.

Thank you.


The answer to life, the universe, and everything is:



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Damn you know I never finished that, I guess it shows.
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I guess you're not "all-knowing" after all.

Besides, what good are you if you can only answer "logical questions"? Every question "truly means something". I can't see that you can "enlighten" me on matters of current events any more than a newspaper can.
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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
It does???? Wow but it's just a gif animation! I doubt your internet is very fast at all if it slows you down.
It's working fine today. Must have just been a temporary bout of crapness.

War does not make one great.

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I smell a new AWK on the board.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Yes ADM, I am having similar thoughts. I was temped to make a post like yours but decided to approach this new one a little differently. I took AWK's bait and don't intend to do it again.

War does not make one great.