Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Did the chicken or the egg come first?

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Unfortunately either side is about as provable as the existence of God is provable. NO ONE (not even me!) knows 100% for sure which came first. Of course there are theories...

The chicken came first (theorizers have no explanations as to how it was created though, so some are skeptical); which then had an emaculate conception caused by the Chicken God. The chicken laid the egg and raised it. The next 240 (or somewhere around that) generations of chickens each had emaculate conceptions so not to inbreed too much. After this many miracles though, the Chicken God was so weakened that he died of accelerated old age (caused by miracles). This is why there are no more chicken-related miracles.

Unfortunately when the chickens lost their God and leader, they also lost their will to do much of anything except eat and breed. Soon after all of this humans came around, and began eating the chickens because they were fairly easy to catch. Later on, they began using the laid (laiden?) eggs as food also, and for more controlled chicken growth much later on.

And the rest is history. A time frame cannot be properly made for this theory either, because well, no one can talk to chickens yet.