Kate Beckinsale: Hi! Mr. Whedon? I'm Kate Beckinsale. I'd really like to be part of your Wonder Woman film!
Joss Whedon: uh huh...
KB: i've always loved Wonder Woman and would jump at the chance to play her!
JW: dig...
KB: I believe my track record speaks for itself and I've proven I can handle action roles with my Underworld films!
JW: word...
KB: Plus, being British, I could add a whole new dynamic to the role!
JW: dig...
KB: Seriously, I just would like to be strongly considered for the role
JW: Uh huh...
KB: Soooo?
JW: Why don't you jump out of that black underworld suit and SHOW ME THAT FAT ASS!!