Originally posted by: oojason
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL AD'S:-
DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH ---
YES - NO
NO - NO
MAYBE - NO
WE NEED - I WANT
I AM SORRY - YOU'LL BE SORRY
WE NEED TO TALK - YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
SURE, GO AHEAD - YOU BETTER NOT
DO WHAT YOU WANT - YOU WILL PAY FOR IT LATER
I AM NOT UPSET - OF COURSE I'M UPSET, YOU MORON
YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT - IS SEX ALL YOU THINK ABOUT?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL AD'S:-
DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH ---
YES - NO
NO - NO
MAYBE - NO
WE NEED - I WANT
I AM SORRY - YOU'LL BE SORRY
WE NEED TO TALK - YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
SURE, GO AHEAD - YOU BETTER NOT
DO WHAT YOU WANT - YOU WILL PAY FOR IT LATER
I AM NOT UPSET - OF COURSE I'M UPSET, YOU MORON
YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT - IS SEX ALL YOU THINK ABOUT?
I fixed it for you
-Darth Simon