DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL AD'S:-
40'ISH - 49
ADVENTUROUS - SLEPT WITH EVERYONE
ATHLETIC - NO BREASTS
FEMINIST - FAT
VOLUPTUOUS - VERY FAT
AVERAGE LOOKING - MOOOO !
BEAUTIFUL - PATHELOGICAL LIAR
EMOTIONALLY SECURE - ON MEDICATION
OUTGOING - EMBARASSINGLY LOUD
FREE SPIRIT - JUNKIE
FRIENDSHIP FIRST - FORMER SLUT
OLD FASHIONED - NO BLOWJOBS
NEW AGE - BODY HAIR IN WRONG PLACES
PROFESSIONAL - BITCH
OPEN MINDED - DESPERATE
LOOKING FOR SOULMATE - STALKER
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DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH ---
YES - NO
NO - YES
MAYBE - NO
WE NEED - I WANT
I AM SORRY - YOU'LL BE SORRY
WE NEED TO TALK - YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
SURE, GO AHEAD - YOU BETTER NOT
DO WHAT YOU WANT - YOU WILL PAY FOR IT LATER
I AM NOT UPSET - OF COURSE I'M UPSET, YOU MORON
YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT - IS SEX ALL YOU THINK ABOUT?