2. Alan Smithee is convinced that all red-heads are robots.
3. Alan Smithee was arrested in a Montevideo bath house while in the midst of a three-way with Argentinian film legends Francesca Fiori and Bruno Puntz-Jones.
4. Alan Smithee recieved a master's degree at the Bringham Younge University having written his thesis on the dwarfish languages of Middle Earth.
5. Alan Smithee only drinks Fair Trade coffee.
6. Alan Smithee kept kosher until the age of 17 when he discovered, to his horror, that he is not in fact jewish. He now makes it a point to eat lobster at least once a day.
7. Alan Smithee has a severe phobia of garden gnomes. After seeing the french film "Amelie", Smithee required psychiatric hospitalization.
8. Alan Smithee is obsessed with proper grammar and punctuation. The publication and success of the punctuation guide "Eats shoots and leaves" gave him more sexual satisfaction than any of the $10 000 hookers he routinely visits.
9. Alan Smithee once consumed a goose-down duvet.
10. Alan Smithee refuses to travel without his three-legged Basset Hound, Stumpy.