I guess I'm forever the devil's advocate when it comes to these forums, and now that AWK is gone, I have to find another unpopular opinion to support. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a good Michael Jackson joke as much as the next guy (anybody see the Robot Chicken parody where it turns out that this current Michael Jackson was actually an alien replacement instituted when his hair caught on fire?). But did it ever occur to anybody that maybe he's just a now-really-weird-looking guy who genuinely likes children and doesn't actually molest them? And that maybe parents of said children are banking in on the fact that this isn't quite status quo behavior and taking him to court?

I'll go hide under my rock now.