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Jackson Shuts Down Neverland House — Page 3

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...and black?

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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"Thoooooosssseeee were the days."
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Now dayv tell me where on the doll he touched you.
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I guess I'm forever the devil's advocate when it comes to these forums, and now that AWK is gone, I have to find another unpopular opinion to support. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a good Michael Jackson joke as much as the next guy (anybody see the Robot Chicken parody where it turns out that this current Michael Jackson was actually an alien replacement instituted when his hair caught on fire?). But did it ever occur to anybody that maybe he's just a now-really-weird-looking guy who genuinely likes children and doesn't actually molest them? And that maybe parents of said children are banking in on the fact that this isn't quite status quo behavior and taking him to court?

I'll go hide under my rock now.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Now that the ranch is over 15 years old jackson isn't attracted to a anymore.