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Jackson Shuts Down Neverland House — Page 2

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I don't think it's all the boogie's fault. I mean, if that man in the mirror would just change his ways, we could all sleep easy.

War does not make one great.

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Blame it on the Rain...oops, sorry. That's for the Milli Vanilli thread
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Sage do you really Wanna Be Starting Something in this thread?
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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I've never said this to all of you before, but, you rock my world. Whatever happens, don't walk away from this thread or I will cry.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Say, Say, Say, there is a lot of love in this thread. It don't matter if you're black or white.
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It's not that Black or White, which is why I'll Keep It In The Closet.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Don't make me tell Billie Jean on you.

Edit: Even though she's already been alerted. I knew that. I swear.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I'm guessing that was a brown barn owl before it went all Jacko on us? Is that why you posted it here?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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ROTFLMAO!

I just heard that Micheal Jackson is closing his Neverland Ranch. According to David Spade on the ShowBizShow, Micheal did this because the ranch is over 15 years old, and he's no longer attracted to it.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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That is the O RLY owl.

I can't wait for Michael Jackson's biopic. That should be awesome to see... Like, pretty much like "The Aviator", but with a grotesque-looking insane pedophile.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Didn't they already make one for TV?


They made two that came out within a month or two of each other.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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I remember when MJ started shilling for Pepsi in the 80s. People wondered then what MJ and Pepsi had in common to make him sell out. Now it is all too clear:

They were both brown, bubbly, and came in little white cans.

http://members.fortunecity.com/izkandare/UsaCanPepsi.jpg
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MJ is quite the interesting figure to observe. I was in kindergarten when Thriller was popular. The guy was so idolized, but actually seemed the epitome of cool when I was a kid, and to see the utter transformation the nutjob has made has been hilarious, and kind of unimaginable if you think of how he was at the outset. That is a guy who has made a complete meltdown right in front of the public. He's one of the strangest people I've ever heard of...not in a good way.
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My gate teacher let us watch Thriller in junior high. I don't even remember what the lesson was.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>