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Jackson Shuts Down Neverland House

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Pop superstar Michael Jackson has shut down the house on his Neverland Ranch and dismissed some of the employees on the Californian estate. The Thriller singer, who has lived in Bahrain since his child molestation trial ended last year, is not closing the ranch in its entirety. Jackson's spokeswoman Raymone K. Bain says, "It is public knowledge that Mr. Jackson currently resides in the Middle Eastern country of Bahrain. He therefore decided to close his house and reduce his work force. This is a common practice when a residence is vacant for an extended period of time." Thursday, state officials confirmed Jackson would that day pay his Neverland workers, who demanded $306,000 after complaining they hadn't received a pay packet since December 19. However, acting Labor Commissioner Robert Jones warned this figure could rise, as the singer's payroll records were still being scrutinized. Official figures will be released next week, he claimed.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...
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Millions of tiny rectums just sighed in relief.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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huh?

Sean, please try to make sense in your posts.
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But a bit Off The Wall wouldn't you say?
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Do you have a good shrink? I do.


I don't need a shrink, I'm not nuts.
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
But a bit Off The Wall wouldn't you say?


Makes you want to Scream!!!
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Originally posted by: Zion
You guys are so BAD!

Don't Stop Till You Get Enough.
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Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Guys, you need to stop this right now. It is getting Dangerous.

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You better listen to him. Or their will be Blood on The Dance Floor
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
You know We've Had Enough.


You are not alone.
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I'd like to stop, but Another Part of Me just can't help but fall into the joke.
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Huuuhhhh...somebody please change this to the bad pun thread...
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Leave me alone, Sage, this joke’s gonna keep going till the Break of Dawn

War does not make one great.