*ricardo tries to figure out a way to get out of his cell. he sees an old piece of chewed gum, a book of matches with one match left in there, and some aluminium foil. after some time trying to MacGuyver his way out, he remembers he still has a pistol tucked in his pants. he shoots the cell lock and is released.*

HAHA!

*he sneaks past the warbclone army and into the office, where he notices all the cowboy paraphenelia is gone and replaced by eagles and phillys banners. no one is in the office, so ricardo sits down in the executive chair. he reaches into the desk and pulls out a trigger with a button on top, labelled "self destruct." as the warbclone army moves in presumably led by warb they stop and notice the trigger in ricardo's hand. with an uncanny sense of life, they refuse to proceed for fear of explosion*

whether or not your leader is the actual Warb, all had better leave, or else this place will blow!