I'm trying to figure out why Isaac Hayes even is a scientologist. L. Ron was a noted racist. He once wrote to his wife when she complained of having to get on her knees to clean the floor, "Get yourself a nigger - that's what they're made for."

My apologies to all who are offended by that word. Direct your anger at L. Ron, not me, as they're his words. Though I've seen this quote in many locations, perhaps it's best attributed to this article which originally appeared in the Clearwater Sun.