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Post #193730

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theredbaron
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Superman Movie
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Date created
15-Mar-2006, 3:12 AM
Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
SIGNS WAS SO OVER HYPED AS A "SCARY" MOVIE. IT WAS ANYTHING BUT THAT. IMO, IT WAS M. NIGHT'S NEXT WORST MOVIE WITH THAT CREDIT GOING TO THE VILLAGE. I LOVED UNBREAKABLE. THIS WAS A REALISTIC (AS ONE COULD GET WITHOUT GOING OVER-THE-TOP) TAKE ON SUPER HEROES.


Here's the problem I have with Signs: The aliens have the technology to travel billions of lightyears across the galaxy. They have the strength to jump right up on Mel Gibson's roof. And yet they can't even bust down Mel's f*ckin' basement door?! I don't think so!

Not to mention the fact that I don't buy Mel Gibson as such a pansy after watching movies like Braveheart, Mad Max, and The Patriot.


And let's not forget that despite the fact water kills them, they can walk around in our H2O-based atmosphere without harm! What sort of retarded alien force would attempt to invade a planet that is two-thirds lethal to them?!

As for this Kevin Spacey picture - is that for real?! Surely it's a conscious tip-of-the-hat to Austin Powers.