When Sith came out last summer, my local paper ran an article on "Star Wars" "fans" (notice how I put both terms in quotations) and their collections. One of them listed was a girl, whose contribution was to have her wall covered with pictures and posters of Hayden Christensen. "She's not a Star Wars fan. She's a Hayden Christensen fan!" my girlfriend ranted. And I agree. Sigh, some people are so stupid.