Originally posted by: Darth Enzo
Didn't you know, Wookies (especially Wookie pimps) are prone to fecal lead syndrome. Therefore, since your particular box of poop actually absorbs the radar signal, it provides a smelly form of passive stealth by reducing your car's radar cross-section. You might do well to smear some on the nose of the car, it'll really help that way. Be sure to cover the headlights; they're super-reflective, and you've got terrific night vision anyway.
Didn't you know, Wookies (especially Wookie pimps) are prone to fecal lead syndrome. Therefore, since your particular box of poop actually absorbs the radar signal, it provides a smelly form of passive stealth by reducing your car's radar cross-section. You might do well to smear some on the nose of the car, it'll really help that way. Be sure to cover the headlights; they're super-reflective, and you've got terrific night vision anyway.
Now YOU are the MAN! Good thing I ate all that Mexican food for lunch cuz I got some wookie-pimp-mobile decorating to do!