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Funny Stories — Page 5

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are you sure, maybe you are the undead, eat any brains lately?
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haha, i did not see that pic at first
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yesterday night i went out for dinner, and there were some family friends there. one of the girls has identical twin daughters, around 2 years old. her husband wasn't there so she was trying to deal with the two being all hyperactive, so for dinner i sat with her the them, and made sure things would be okay. well one of the girls is totally the naughty one, she wouldn't eat her food (she found it much more entertaining to throw it at her sister and me) and would spill over her drink, kick me under the table. all the meanwhile her mum is trying to eat herself and feed her sister and Rhea is just out of control giggling cuz the food is on her, on the table and all over the floor.
i hope i don't have twins for my first preganacy. hahahahaha.

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twins i donno what i would do if my wife ever had them, at first i'd probably be happy but as the days went on i'd probably make comments like "damnit why di dyou have to be so active in the first couple months of your pregancy, then your damn zygote wouldnt have broken into 2.
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actually i think the zygote breaks in half after its 4-10 cells, then developes into two identical twins. it happens within hours of fertilization i think. but fraternal twins, now there's a problem; if two eggs are being released at the same time from the same or both ovaries that is messed.

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hahaha ok ill remember that, i wont shake her around too much afterwards. hahaha
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i dunno what do you call her?

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funny story....one sunday evening sean wookie and i went over to ricardo's house and killed him, just for some cheesecake, hahaha
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And I wrecked the Mangler Mobile. And burned down his house.
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once in my grade 12 english class, we were reading a passage out of antigone. now that day i was really tired so about half way through class i fell asleep with my book right in my face. after about 10 mins my teacher saw me and goes to my buddy johnny, wake him up, johnny then promptly hit the cover of my book and knocked me back so my chair fell over,(i was leaning back in the chair). i got up and wa sliek wtf. and my teacher then goes to johnny, i said wake him up not knock him down, next time ill tell him to wake you up. the funny thing is we were both sleeping, and johnny managed to wake up and not show that he was sleep when he was asked to wake me up. and the teacher saw this. the end
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Here is a very funny story. Tonight I am not going to post anymore posts after this very post in this very thread, so this post is my last post of the day. Goodnight and happy posting to all.