* TV promo guy narrating* Rocky 6. Indiana Jones 4. Yes, ladies and gentleman, it'll be the geriatric action film summer!! Get your pacemakers on ACTION mode!! And soon, in a theater near you, Mickey Rooney is a SWAT team member on SPEED 3. James Stewart and George Burns corpses on Terminator 4! Old people can rock too, so get ready to some alzheimer-esqe action!! *explosions, fireworks*