Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
How many roles are there for a twisted quadruple amputee?

Well actually.....

I had always intended to write a sequel to the Home Alone films... in mine, titled 'Home Alone #: Lost in the Desert', the family would be driving across Death Valley on their way to Vegas. The parents would do the stereotypical cartoon thing of pretending like they want to take a picture of the kid and telling him to keep 'getting a little further back' until he was so far away they could get in their car and speed away.

The next 1 1/2 hours of the film would be the kid walking, crawling, etc across the desert in the blistering sun fending off various snakes, scorpions and cactus that, to his hallucination riddled brain, would look like amusing but inept thieves!

Now is that comedy or what????