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Why I hate "The Incredibles" — Page 3

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Mooooooom! Segaflip's picking on me!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Mooooooom! Segaflip's picking on me!
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*Mother Brain enters and gives Sega and Gaffer a Time Out*

Me: ... That was unexpected.

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Yeah, I swear that came out of nowhere.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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That raises the question that if she is the "Mother Brain" how does she even HAVE kids, considering that she is sort of just... a Giant Brain... I mean is there a Father Brain? or does she just lay eggs magically? Or maybe the "Mother" part is just a figure of speach...

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Yo other hate threads, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish but this thread is the best hate thread of all time...the best hate thread of all time!