Biorhythms

Author: starkiller
Date: 3-Mar-2006, 7:44 PM

Author: starkiller
Time: 3-Mar-2006 7:44 PM
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I would not have any knowledge of biorhythms, nor would I care to have any knowledge if it were not for one library patron, an older gentleman that uses biorhythm information to know whether he should play the lottery.
(I cannot make this stuff up, its that strange.)
There are 2 websites I use for him to get his biorhythm. One of them has an interesting feature I will discuss momentarily.

Don't ask me to explain what a biorhythm is. I don't really know. I don't track myself to see when I'm having good or bad days, so I have no clue whether it works. I have found a certain comedic aspect to it.
Compatibility.

Now, if you go to www.facade.com/biorhythm/ and enter your birthday, you get this chart.
Along the right-hand side of the screen are the names of famous people that you can "check your compatibility" with. Or, if you like, there is a spot to enter a person's birthday.
Well, take a look at that list, and you'll see Natalie Portman is included.

For comic value online: How compatible are you?

Author: RedFive
Time: 19-Aug-2011 2:27 PM
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I was going to make a joke, but this is actually kinda cool.

*huge bump*

Author: xhonzi
Time: 19-Aug-2011 2:36 PM
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Welcome to the forum, Starkiller. Hope you stay around.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: RedFive
Time: 19-Aug-2011 2:40 PM
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He made it five years, that's not too shabby.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 19-Aug-2011 3:20 PM
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I read my toe nail clippings.

It's not very accurate though.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 19-Aug-2011 3:21 PM
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We need to have a "bump a zero reply thread" day.

Author: Mrebo
Time: 19-Aug-2011 3:38 PM
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I see I've missed some excitement since annihilating my computer (broken hinge led to exposed wire which led to black smoke which led to faulty repair and ultimate demise - but happy to be getting a new one soon).

Natalie Portman and I are 99% intellectually compatible and 95% emotionally compatible! But only 60% physically compatible :/

Colin Farrell and I are 98% physically compatible but under 50% otherwise.

I don't know.

The blue elephant in the room.