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Exactly...I don't think the drinking is the hard part. I mean, it's only, what, 13 beer in 100 minutes (which, when I put it that way, is a lot). The not peeing is the hard part. I've only done it once.
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here i thought i was going to read a funny story from HLF about mini eggs
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hahaha sorry no funny stories about mini eggs yet. altho well this might be funny. last year my best friend and i (we share the passion for mini eggs) went to buy a whole bunch the day after easter. we ended up buying prob 5 kg worth mini eggs. so i put one entire bag in a jar, just so i could look at them and be tempted, then one after i came home from school, went to my room, and the jar was gone. boy was i mad. that's the last time my mini eggs ever go on display!

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nope. but this year i'd def hiding all the mini eggs i buy. its the only easter candy i really really like. besides those little chocolate bunnies you can get made by cadbury (i think). not a huge fan of the cream eggs, i was when i was little bit now i think they are too sweet.

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lol, speaking of chocolate bunnies, i had one of those big ones once. Anyways me and some of my friends were sitting around I we were really...ummm..wanting to eat my big bunny so to be fair we broke out a digital scale and made sure everyone got the same amount. Maybe this is one of those had to be there stories
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The mini eggs are definitely classic. I remember one year, on a weekend in Yorkton for a festival, a couple of us went over to Superstore and bought a few kilos of mini-eggs in bulk. We were carrying them back ot the hotel when we dropped one of the bags and they spilled out onto the snow.. There we were eating chocolate right off the ground. It was worth it. Then I went back to the hotel and watched the longest hockey game I had ever seen
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haha no i find it funny. only cuz i remember using all those annoying scales back in a chem lab, where everything had to be right down to the 0.01 g. those goddamn chem labs... sooo annoying!

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oh yeah took it down to .1g if i recall, had to get out a sharp stake knive to help cut it up right, anyways that is not as bad as .01g
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haha no it's not. but it sure is funny. a scale. LOL i could see a friend of mine doing something like that actually.

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you should rig up a fake jar of mini eggs and puts some paint in side so when some one takes it, it will spray them with paint!
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haha if i have the time i will. this time easter falls right in between exam period. silly exam schedulers.

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yeah i'm writing on the last slot of exam times too. sat night 7pm. boo hoo

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wait, does that mean you have exams on sat?
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oh it sure does! i've been schedule for a sat night exam from 7-10pm at least 3 times in the 3 years i've been at Uvic.

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well that is not funny at all and should not be posted here
Damn I have heard of that but never talked to anyone that it has happened to.
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i know. i think to counter-act that post in this thread, i'll say that on april 29th, at 10:01pm i'm gonna plan to get wasted!

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there you go, that made me chuckle a wee bit
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haha a wee bit? got some scottish in ya there?

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lol, none, jst like to change it up abit
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Exactly...I don't think the drinking is the hard part. I mean, it's only, what, 13 beer in 100 minutes (which, when I put it that way, is a lot). The not peeing is the hard part. I've only done it once.

its 8

and here is a state for how dangerous it iactually is, it will raise the blood alchol level for an average person to .393, a lethal level of blood alchol is .400
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
hahaha sorry no funny stories about mini eggs yet. altho well this might be funny. last year my best friend and i (we share the passion for mini eggs) went to buy a whole bunch the day after easter. we ended up buying prob 5 kg worth mini eggs. so i put one entire bag in a jar, just so i could look at them and be tempted, then one after i came home from school, went to my room, and the jar was gone. boy was i mad. that's the last time my mini eggs ever go on display!


10 bucks jay took it
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
Originally posted by: sybeman
Exactly...I don't think the drinking is the hard part. I mean, it's only, what, 13 beer in 100 minutes (which, when I put it that way, is a lot). The not peeing is the hard part. I've only done it once.

its 8

and here is a state for how dangerous it iactually is, it will raise the blood alchol level for an average person to .393, a lethal level of blood alchol is .400


Well, it worked out to 13 beer the one time I did it. I guess we did pour really big shots. Oh well, guess I'm not the average person, because I'm certainly not dead yet.