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Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones. Who would win?
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That would be interesting, wouldn't it? 
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Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
If the fight were to take place on Brokeback mountain I think it'd be more of a swordfight.
If the fight were to take place on Brokeback mountain I think it'd be more of a swordfight.
THERE's a mental image I didn't need.
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Han could probably defend himself, and talks all that about "preferring a straight fight", but he did shoot Vader in the back.
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Obviously inspired by the OT.com member of the same name, I found myself wondering: Who would win between these two characters if they could come face to face and fight? I mean, they would both shoot first, so that makes the situation even more complicated.
Obviously inspired by the OT.com member of the same name, I found myself wondering: Who would win between these two characters if they could come face to face and fight? I mean, they would both shoot first, so that makes the situation even more complicated.
I'm honored.
I asked a friend of mine the same question once and she said that it wouldn't matter because no matter who wins, Chewbacca would rip off Indy's arms.
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
I'm honored.
I asked a friend of mine the same question once and she said that it wouldn't matter because no matter who wins, Chewbacca would rip off Indy's arms.
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Obviously inspired by the OT.com member of the same name, I found myself wondering: Who would win between these two characters if they could come face to face and fight? I mean, they would both shoot first, so that makes the situation even more complicated.
Obviously inspired by the OT.com member of the same name, I found myself wondering: Who would win between these two characters if they could come face to face and fight? I mean, they would both shoot first, so that makes the situation even more complicated.
I'm honored.
I asked a friend of mine the same question once and she said that it wouldn't matter because no matter who wins, Chewbacca would rip off Indy's arms.
But what if Han met Indy before he met Chewbacca?
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There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
But Indy would have to wait for Han to twirl his gun around a lot before shooting him. I'm not sure what effect that has on the landscape, though, because you can't kill someone while twirling a gun around... unless it misfires and happens to hit Indy. But Indy could always attack with his rugged stubble while Han could counter with his tight pants. Boy, that ended up sounding even more wrong than I originally intended...
But Indy would have to wait for Han to twirl his gun around a lot before shooting him. I'm not sure what effect that has on the landscape, though, because you can't kill someone while twirling a gun around... unless it misfires and happens to hit Indy. But Indy could always attack with his rugged stubble while Han could counter with his tight pants. Boy, that ended up sounding even more wrong than I originally intended...
I can imagine.
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There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Of course, we haven't considered the possibility that Rick Deckard might interfere. In that case, neither Han nor Indy would win, 'cause Deck would come out of nowhere, and surprise both of them and shoot them two (or three) times with his gun.
Of course, we haven't considered the possibility that Rick Deckard might interfere. In that case, neither Han nor Indy would win, 'cause Deck would come out of nowhere, and surprise both of them and shoot them two (or three
) times with his gun. Now here's something really twisted - Chewbacca VS Roy Batty.
And not quite as twisted, Han Solo VS Captain James T. Kirk. We can't pit Kirk against Luke because that's no contest - Luke would just fling Kirk away with the Force. Or he could challenge Kirk to a race and then leave him in the dust.
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Allllllrrrriiight.
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Pre SE, it would be a tie. Han and Indy would simply pull out their guns and shoot each other dead. Solo might even survive if someone had some bacta handy.
Post SE, it would be Indy, because Han would wait for him to shoot and miss before firing. But Indiana Jones wouldn't miss.
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
It all depends on if you mean Pre SE or post SE Han Solo.
Pre SE, it would be a tie. Han and Indy would simply pull out their guns and shoot each other dead. Solo might even survive if someone had some bacta handy.
Post SE, it would be Indy, because Han would wait for him to shoot and miss before firing. But Indiana Jones wouldn't miss.
It all depends on if you mean Pre SE or post SE Han Solo.
Pre SE, it would be a tie. Han and Indy would simply pull out their guns and shoot each other dead. Solo might even survive if someone had some bacta handy.
Post SE, it would be Indy, because Han would wait for him to shoot and miss before firing. But Indiana Jones wouldn't miss.
But the post-SE Han Solo remembers to shoot first at Darth Vader even though Vader merely stood up and made no threatening motions towards him (unless you count being six inches taller and probably a 100 pounds heavier as being threatening). Why is that?
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Originally posted by: segaflip
Eh, but that doesn't really count because if the intended object is not to be killed, then George has no problem with Han shooting first. It's only if the hit actually kills its target that Han isn't allowed to shoot first. So my plan is that Han should just try to wound Indy, maybe shoot the gun out of his hand. And then he can dispose of him at his will.
Eh, but that doesn't really count because if the intended object is not to be killed, then George has no problem with Han shooting first. It's only if the hit actually kills its target that Han isn't allowed to shoot first. So my plan is that Han should just try to wound Indy, maybe shoot the gun out of his hand. And then he can dispose of him at his will.
Somehow I'd imagine that trying to shoot a regular gun out of somebody's hand with a blaster might take off the hand in the process, which would make subduing the enemy even easier.
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.