That's what awk had been doing here all along. I was mocking it. If you look at his user page, the two edits I have made have been for spelling errors. Well, one was for a spelling error. The other was reverting the edit I had just made because the link no longer worked when I changed it and I didn't know how to fix it so I figured it best to just leave it as it was.
I'm sorry I make jokes without making it obvious to you. I'll laugh next time or something.