I have the same problem with razors as I do with HDTV technology.... I don't want to buy one now as 3 months down the road it'll be obsolete. Yeah, of course I could fucking buy a razor with 5 blades - and for a fleeting moment I'll be hot shit - but what will I be when Coworker McLoudmouth gets his hands on one of the first 6 bladed razors? I'll be a fucking loser, that's what I'll be - and I'll have the extra .07 mm of stubble to prove it.

I have an old TV and hair on my face, fucking deal with it.