I don't think he'll be helping you anytime soon, actually, since he was banned. Like Darth Simon, I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around that explanation. In fact, I think I can refute it using solely current Lucas-based canon. Okay, you say the midichlorians, which are now, somehow, sentient, decided to high tail it once Anakin became Darth Vader. So that would essentially mean that Darth Vader had absolutely no Force abilities. And I think you're right about that. Darth Vader sucked at the Force. I mean, he only Force-choked people in three movies, put up a pretty good fight against Obi-Wan twice, kicked Luke's ass, and talked to him telepathically. Nope. No sign of Force abilities there. I mean, are you trying to say that the Dark Side functions on some other microscopic sentient organism that also has a moral bias? If so, what are they called? Monochlorians? Because I've never heard of them. And I'm certain that the dark side does use your basic midichlorians, based on Palpatine's monologue about Darth Plageius. "He could even manipulate the midichlorians themselves to create life." So, yeah, please clarify where you developed that theory.