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Jack Thompson as a parent.

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I just heard Jack Thompson has kids does this freak you out as much as me!
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Sorry, but who is Jack Thompson?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Oh. Yet another right-wing wacko. Why should it surprise you that he has kids?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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This is hardly news Sean. Though I can't imagine how repressed his kids are.

For the uninformed, Jack Thompson is a reactionary lawyer from Florida who seems to think that all video games are murder simulators, and that playing them for any reason other than to prove they are evil makes you a bad person. He's mostly just an attention vacuum.

And in that trend, most of nature abhors him.

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Lets not go there. As much as I think he's a reactionary nutcase, once we start leveling insults towards his personal life we are no better than he is.

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To be honest, the thought never occurred to me, but I do feel sorry for those kids. I wouldn't be surprised, though, if they were in total agreement with him, being brought up by him and growing up to share his ideals, however warped they may be. Then again, they might have rebelled and developed thoughts of their own.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF ROCKSTAR GAMES WERE TO CREAT A CHARACTER IN HIS IMAGE THAT YOU HAVE TO KILL TO FINISH A LEVEL.


That wouldn't even be the funniest part. Imagine his reaction to it. He'd sue them for hundreds of millions of dollars,
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Jack Thompson as in Cliegg Lars?
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Sorry, but who is Jack Thompson?

I am in the same boat as you buddy.
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Hmm. Is that the actor's name? No. This is a much crappier Jack Thompson whose heart is three sizes too small and trips Santa Claus and throws eggs at the Easter Bunny and makes the Tooth Fairy eat rocks while all the while he is eating cookies that he has the Keelber elves, his indentured servants, who he has confined to their tree by various S&M devices, make for him.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Who would want to marry him!


People can be totally different in different situations.
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Originally posted by: segaflip
Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Sorry, but who is Jack Thompson?

I am in the same boat as you buddy.

He is the liar anti video game lawyer.