Post #186186

Author: Stinky-Dinkins
Parent topic: Brian Gumble
Link to post in topic: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/186186/action/topic#186186
Date created: 24-Feb-2006, 9:10 PM

I could fucking curl. I've never curled before... but curling? Not a problem. I was born to curl sweetheart, and I could curl those Olympic assholes under the table.

I've slid plenty of shit across ice before, and I've used a broom.

I could easily combine the two. I'm going to make a bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be curling" and stick it right next to my "Bumpah Stickah" bumper sticker.