I'm not too familiar with the winter sports scene.... but I turned on the television a few days ago and they were "Curling." One shithead would slide a block of crap across some ice while two other douchebags tip toed in front of it and swept the ice with barber shop brooms. This is the Olympics? I had to check my bong head to make sure someone didn't slip some crack in there. How long until juggling and spinning plate balancing are Olympic Events? Olympic events should require at least some measure of athletic ability, not just skill.
As for the other crap about the questionable legitimacy of the Winter Olympics given the fact that virtually no "black faces" are seen during competition.... what the fuck would he know? He looks like he barely has the strength to lift his microphone up to his rambling mouth, and his fat ass is in no way black. I consider myself blacker than Bryant Gumble, and that isn't saying much seeing as if I'm subjected to more than 15 minutes of direct sunlight I turn red like a dog dick.... I say "Sheeeeeit" and "Wassup" sometimes so that makes me blacker by default. Spread the word.