Man, that was some party. I feel like there's a Frenchman living in my head.
What's all this talk of poisoning Warbler? Nothing happens to Warbler. FrobozzCo is Warbler's loyal servant. If there was a poisoned drink, I would expect a FrobozzCo employee to down it in one to save Warbler from the possibility of ingesting it.
P.S With regard to the cuteness of the virgins on the thighs of which our cigars were rolled, trust me guys, they were beautiful. However, after the party they are no longer virgins.
If you don't believe me, here's a picture of one of the former virgins:
