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I must also know, and then conduct a google search.

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
http://free-zg.htnet.hr/m2/xs-w7/1.jpg

One word: DAMN

Damn Damn Double Damn!

http://www.cultsirens.com/carter/carter002.jpg
Can you guess what's wrong with this picture?
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Can you guess what's wrong with this picture?

Apart from the fact it's not a picture of that girl in green, no.

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
http://www.cultsirens.com/carter/carter002.jpg
Can you guess what's wrong with this picture?


Ummm... nothing.

Well, aside from it not being hi-res, that is.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
http://www.cultsirens.com/carter/carter002.jpg
Can you guess what's wrong with this picture?


Ummm... nothing.

Well, aside from it not being hi-res, that is.


She's only wearing one bracelet...

Nemo me impune lacessit

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Originally posted by: JediSage
Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
http://www.cultsirens.com/carter/carter002.jpg
Can you guess what's wrong with this picture?


Ummm... nothing.

Well, aside from it not being hi-res, that is.


She's only wearing one bracelet...


Correct!

http://www.lovingblog.blogger.com.br/039_38187_AliciaWitt.jpg
All hail Alicia Witt!

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Originally posted by: JediSage
Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
http://www.cultsirens.com/carter/carter002.jpg
Can you guess what's wrong with this picture?


Ummm... nothing.

Well, aside from it not being hi-res, that is.


She's only wearing one bracelet...


Correct!


Minor technicality. It's still Lynda Carter looking hot as hell. I'll forgive her the bracelet.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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What did you use for search terms?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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kapgar.typepad.com
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Originally posted by: Bossk
What did you use for search terms?


Boobaliciously Hugamongous Tastyrific
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Or as they'd sing on MST3K:

It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
Pendular globular fun!

MIKE: Fleshical-orbital moundular-scoopular?

TOM: Right-o, that's the one!

CROW: Is it gluteal maximal, tushital-crackular
Bunular morning 'till night?

TOM: Well, you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical,
Mastokafleshular right!

ALL: It's an arealogical, autoerotical, toobular boobular joy,
An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy.
A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, calipyligical ball,

CROW: The most bunular-funular,

MIKE: Fruit-of-the-loomular,

CROW: Frenchical-tongular,

TOM: Wabitaboobular,

MIKE & CROW: [slowly while Tom sings next lines]

Movie of them all!

TOM: Pendular-funular, fruit-of-the-loomular,
Frenchical-tongular, wabitaboobular,
Chestaka-orbital, smorgastiboobular,
Tushita-ticular ball!
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I think I just met a beautiful woman. She's contemplating a Star Wars tattoo. That's hot.
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Chick in green:

Chesty LaRue?
No.
Busty St. Clair?
NO!
Then Hooty McBoob it is.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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I wish I had a nerdy girlfriend who could play the females in movies I make on "The Movies"

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Originally posted by: Bossk
What did you use for search terms?


My name
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I wish I had a nerdy girlfriend who could play the females in movies I make on "The Movies"


I also loves asian girls and girls with glasses.
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Or as they'd sing on MST3K:

It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
Pendular globular fun!

MIKE: Fleshical-orbital moundular-scoopular?

TOM: Right-o, that's the one!

CROW: Is it gluteal maximal, tushital-crackular
Bunular morning 'till night?

TOM: Well, you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical,
Mastokafleshular right!

ALL: It's an arealogical, autoerotical, toobular boobular joy,
An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy.
A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, calipyligical ball,

CROW: The most bunular-funular,

MIKE: Fruit-of-the-loomular,

CROW: Frenchical-tongular,

TOM: Wabitaboobular,

MIKE & CROW: [slowly while Tom sings next lines]

Movie of them all!

TOM: Pendular-funular, fruit-of-the-loomular,
Frenchical-tongular, wabitaboobular,
Chestaka-orbital, smorgastiboobular,
Tushita-ticular ball!



One more reason why the Greencapt RULES! (way off topic I know)

"Joel: Okay, everybody got their Christmas essays ready? (Random affirmative responses.) Okay, well who wants to go first?

Crow: Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh ooh.

Joel: Who wants to...(to Tom) you want to go first?, (to Gypsy) you want to go first?... oh Crow, you wanna go first buddy?

Crow: Uh...oh, okay...ehem...um...uh...yeah..."A Christmas Oratorio--... oh wait...uh... "A Christmas Editorial" by Crow T Robot. (Clears throat repeatedly.)

Tom: Oh would you just get on with it, for crying out loud!

Crow: Sorry, I was...alright...uh, okay... "A Christmas Editorial" by Crow T. Robot...uh, I know, I already said that...okay...What's the big deal with Santa's elves anyway? What happens to all those dumb, wooden...um trains and horses and cars? No ever...kid gets 'em! Um...These are the kind of toys grandma drags out at Christmas to decorate the house...which smells like her feet no matter how much essence of yuletide lightbulb ring oil she uses...but I digress...um...uh uh...No, these are the real misfit toys. They end up in Marshal Field's window displays and FAO Schwarz catalogs or overpriced little gift shops in Vermont and Door County, Wisconsin. My message is for the elves: Gentlemen, what is the problem? Why don't we ever see you in front of a circuit board loading microchips into a Segavision with your little wooden hammers? Elf labor short? The good people at Macao are eager to take your prototypes and turn them into a hundred thousand knockoffs! Elves and Santa: Take an example from the Keeblers, now there's some fairies who know how to market! In closing, uh...step out of the legend days, fellas, and join the century of the Pacific. Oh, and Merry Christmas. The End.

Joel: Yay!! Good job, Crow...Okay, who's next? Tom?

Tom: Uh, my turn.. Uh, okay. Thank you, Mr. Doe. Uh, okay, my essay is entitled "A Child's Christmas in Space" Uh, let me set the mood here--Agedda-agedda-agedda! (Shakes up his head which happens to be a snow globe for this episode). There...It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and bible black. And as I look down on the big blue beam we would call home I think it so near, yet... oh, I wish on that star and I hope that in a little snow-covered house with a warm hearth and a loving family, maybe some kid is looking up tonight and wishing upon us. Oh, and how I hope sweet Santa will fly by tonight because if he does I'm gonna reach right out and hug that big guy. Oh, for the sound of hooves against the steel hull of the ship. Oh, to see the rosy face of Santa in the portal offering me a Coke and a smile... (gradually gets more and more upset and hysterical) ...of course, his cheeks would be rosy because there's a vacuum out there, I mean Santa's heart would explode! But he wouldn't feel it because the capillaries in his brain would pop like little firecrackers (Joel begins to try to calm him down) due to the blood boiling away in his face like pudding in a copper...OH THE HUMANITY!! (Now both Joel and Crow are trying to calm him down.) And his jolly old belly would start bubbling like a roasted marshmallow, eyes bulging and popping out... AND THE REINDEER--OH THE REINDEER!!!--keep floating like holiday floats and in turn exploding in a hail of blood and entrails! Prancer: BOOM! Dancer: BOOM!

Joel: HEY!

Crow: Tom!

Joel: Tom take it easy, Santa's gonna be okay, buddy.

Tom: You sure?

Joel: Yeah, give him a little credit, okay?

Tom: Phew, what a relief!"
Nemo me impune lacessit

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^ That didn't help...

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Originally posted by: JediSage
Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
http://www.cultsirens.com/carter/carter002.jpg
Can you guess what's wrong with this picture?


Ummm... nothing.

Well, aside from it not being hi-res, that is.


She's only wearing one bracelet...


Correct!


Minor technicality. It's still Lynda Carter looking hot as hell. I'll forgive her the bracelet.


I think she looks even hotter without that one bracelet actually. Makes her more... exposed.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I love nerd girls.


http://consumating.com/photos/630/large/578.jpg
http://www.velmadinkley.com/Velma_Dinkley.jpghttp://www.portalcomic.com/wallpapers/gifs/como_nunca/velma1024.jpg
We all love nerdy girls with glasses.

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/28/the_entity.jpg
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/barbara-hershey/barbara-hershey04.jpg
http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pics/b/barbara-hershey/barbara-hershey-005.jpg
Barbara Hershey

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg