Qui Gon
Who was the father?
Shmi
There was no father?
Qui Gon
What the hell? Are you kidding?
Shmi
No, I'm tellling you. I'm still a virgin. You should understand...
Qui Gon
Look bitch, we're not talking about me. Are you telling me you're like Virgin Mary the sequel?
Shmi
Um, I guess........
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C3PO: How did we get into this shit, R2? I just can't figure it out! I feel like shit. I'm going to need an oil bath real soon.
R2 beeps
C3PO: Where the fuck are you going biach? I'm not going that way. This way looks sooooo much faster. Fine then, go your way you metal piece of shit! But don't you come begging me for help later!
R2 beeps
C3PO: Oh bugger off you arse!
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Luke
I feel like-
Yoda
Feel like what?
Luke
Shit! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
Yoda
Sorry. Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm. I am wondering, why are you here?
Luke
What? I can't understand a damn word you're saying! What's wrong with you? Did you listen to Hooked on Backwards Phonics?
Yoda
Insult me you should not, Jackass!
Luke
Bite me.
Yoda
Moron alert!
Luke
I am NOT a Moron!
Yoda
Yes you are. Whine like a girl and crash your ship in the swamp did you!
Luke
Leave me alone.
Yoda
No, help you I can. Yes, mmmm.
Luke
I don't want your help asshole. I'm looking for Yoda the Jedi Master.
Yoda
Oooh Yoda.... Hot as shit is he.
Luke
You know him?
Yoda
Like, duh? How many people live on this swamp do you think?
Luke
Uh---
Yoda
Come. Take you to Yoda I will.