Funny Stories — Page 3

Author: kev
Time: 21-Feb-2006 1:05 PM
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
here's a funny story:
once upon a time there was a boy. he was rude and obnoxious. people did not like him but he tried to be funny so people would. finally he was booted. then end.

Good one PJ.

"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis

Author: sybeman
Time: 21-Feb-2006 3:56 PM
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Funny story. Happened last night.

Got a long distance phone call, but didn't recognize the area code. I answered the phone, and the guy asked for Mark de Jong (which happens to be my father's name). I told him that Mark had gone curling for the evening and asked if I could take a message for him. He proceeded to ask me if this was the house of Mark de Jong, the saxophonist. I said, no, this Mark de Jong is a physicist. He told me he was calling from Los Angeles, and that apparantly, someone gave him the wrong info. SO I gave him the right telephone number, and he was rather surprised. We get so many phone calls for the OTHER Mark de Jong, that we have his home phone number posted beside our phone so we can give it out in situations like this.

This was the first time, though, that it had happened to me.

I laughed, and so did the guy from LA.

Author: Shimraa
Time: 21-Feb-2006 6:59 PM
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hahahaha thats awesome.

Author: segaflip
Time: 26-Feb-2006 12:34 AM
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Long the lines of wrong number..

My parents number is pretty close to the UW admin number, parent's is 235-#### and college's is 233-####. So one day I answer and it is guy asking about the classes he signed up for, but the guy happens to be someone I know. He had a problem with reg for classes and wanted to make sure everything was ok, so I played along. Made some noise with my keyboard made him wait alittle bit, asked for his information to confirm and then told him everything was good. I then ran into him awhile later and asked how classes were going, he started to bitch about how the college f'ed up his stuff, I just went with it.

To this day I have never told him.

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 26-Feb-2006 12:13 PM
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So if we hear about a brutal murder up in Minnesota one of these days, we'll know why, right?

Author: segaflip
Time: 26-Feb-2006 1:49 PM
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lol

Author: sybeman
Time: 27-Feb-2006 2:52 PM
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Ok, funny story. I just carried a skeleton across campus and into a couple classes along the way.

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 28-Feb-2006 10:53 PM
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today on the third floor, i was sitting with a few of my friends and we were exchanging stories, mainly about hookups and such over reading break. (apparently everyone got some kind of action, its shocking!) so anyways my friend was telling me how she has hooked up with the same guy in red jacket over 3 times and she calls him her "RJ boyfriend" and that last semester she found out he was in her business class, but both just totally act like nothing ever happens, until they get into the bar of course. lol so yeah she saw him during reading break and they had some huge hot moment in the bar... then of course she sees him on campus and it was the whole awkward moment/look.

anyways thats not the funny story. the funny part is the fact that the people who were sitting behind us (who were "apparently" trying to studying) told us "wow its great that you guys all got some ass but can you please keep it DOWN we are trying to studying for a test at 6:30 and then its our turn to get some loving" we were like um sure.... and carried on our convo. of course at a lower decimal in volume.

i know it doesn't sound THAT funny, but you had to be there... esp when one of my friends went into detail about how he scored with two best friends in the same weekend and it took the girls over 2 weeks to figure out they were hooking up with the same guy. lol our lil pimpster at work! haha

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Author: Shimraa
Time: 28-Feb-2006 11:19 PM
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hahahaha, i donno people there are kinda strange, if you want to study dont study in the main lobby area where you guys sit, theres awesome quite studying areas on the other side of that big wall thing. anyway which two friends were they HLF, i think i can guess but i cant put a name to a face.

going with the funny moment theme, there was a priceless one yesterday.

my buddies opie and nigel were swearing at each other in the library the other day. and nigel said hte funniest thing, it made no sense at all.

Opie: Nigel why are you such a Jumper(bandwagon jumper)
Nigel: Why dont you Shut-the-fuck-up you peice of shit. I aint no jumper, your the jumper.
(now at this point opie usually says something like "well you can suck my dick", and nigel would reply somehting like, "if i want my teeth flosed i would go to the dentist" But opie said)
Opie: Why dont you like my ass. (for which nigel didnt have a come back for and so he said)
Nigel: i cant my tongue is too small.

(man he still hasnt heard the end of that one)

also talking about RJ, have you talked to aneeta yet LOL

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 28-Feb-2006 11:34 PM
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HAHAHAHA. that was def a funny story. i was sitting with katie, aaron, andrew, steph and derek today. steph had the story about the random at RJ. the guy i don't think you know his name is scotty.

lol its funny how guys always tell ppl to suck a D, y'all really think its the best thing on earth don't cha?

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Author: Nanner Split
Time: 28-Feb-2006 11:37 PM
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
hahahaha, i donno people there are kinda strange, if you want to study dont study in the main lobby area where you guys sit, theres awesome quite studying areas on the other side of that big wall thing. anyway which two friends were they HLF, i think i can guess but i cant put a name to a face.

going with the funny moment theme, there was a priceless one yesterday.

my buddies opie and nigel were swearing at each other in the library the other day. and nigel said hte funniest thing, it made no sense at all.

Opie: Nigel why are you such a Jumper(bandwagon jumper)
Nigel: Why dont you Shut-the-fuck-up you peice of shit. I aint no jumper, your the jumper.
(now at this point opie usually says something like "well you can suck my dick", and nigel would reply somehting like, "if i want my teeth flosed i would go to the dentist" But opie said)
Opie: Why dont you like my ass. (for which nigel didnt have a come back for and so he said)
Nigel: i cant my tongue is too small.

(man he still hasnt heard the end of that one)

HAHAHAHA!!!

That's sorta like the time this stupid chick called one of my friends a purple hippo. It wouldn't have been nearly as amusing if it weren't for the fact that she was being totally serious.

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 28-Feb-2006 11:50 PM
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the funny story behind my clubbing story is i was wearing my glasses to the clubs (in hopes that they would turn off more guys so they wouldnt come talk to me and would leave me alone). but then i ended up taking them off cuz there were some lurkers at the bar and i saw them staring and tracy and i so i figured hey if i can't see them, maybe they can't see me! well it didn't work. not only did i lose my glasses somewhere in the bottom of my purse but some FREAK came up to me later and asked me if i wanted to take the moves on over to his place. UM NO....

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Author: Shimraa
Time: 1-Mar-2006 1:54 AM
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i c cleavage

hahaha, that dude in the back is awesome

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 1-Mar-2006 1:55 AM
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haha thats not cleavage! next time you come to vic i'll show you real cleavage!

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Author: skyman8081
Time: 1-Mar-2006 2:05 AM
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Zedsnardbody/1138603479062.jpg

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

Author: Shimraa
Time: 1-Mar-2006 4:08 AM
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
haha thats not cleavage! next time you come to vic i'll show you real cleavage!

i cant wait

i'm going to hold you to that

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 1-Mar-2006 9:39 PM
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fine, but then you better come clubbing!

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Author: Shimraa
Time: 1-Mar-2006 10:28 PM
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hahaha we'll see what i can do

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 2-Mar-2006 6:03 PM
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it's not really that funny, but today i was wearing my CSI shirt and i felt really cool

cool to the point where i wish i was on the show so i could touch warrick

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Author: Shimraa
Time: 2-Mar-2006 8:26 PM
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tomorrow i am going to attempt to do the power hour, and if i can get there i am going to try to become part of the century club. if i live through to saturday, that will be a very funny story

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 2-Mar-2006 8:27 PM
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are you serious? isn't that like 8 beers in on hour. EWWWWWWWW
haha i'd like to hear all about this on sat as well. LOL

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Author: Shimraa
Time: 2-Mar-2006 8:31 PM
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power hour is 60 shots of beer in 60 mins

century club is 100 shots in 100 mins.

and yes it is alot

i read on stat for it when you do the century club, it raises your blood alchol to .393 on average for 50% of the population, a lethal dose of alchol is 0.400

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 2-Mar-2006 10:53 PM
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hmm yeah i'd def pass out from that. beer shots, yeah no thanks.

haha good look with that tomorrow night!

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Author: sybeman
Time: 2-Mar-2006 11:31 PM
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See, the thing about the centurion isn't so much just the beer, but being able to sit there without getting up to use the washroom for 100 minutes.

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 3-Mar-2006 12:10 AM
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that is a really good point. the effects of alcohol on ADH is pretty bad. sure makes you want to pee every 10 min

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