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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES! AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER! EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKIN' TO A DEAD GUY! NOW WHADDYOU THINK?!

[eerie whisper]Ya think I'm qualified?[/eerie whisper]
^Hired.
In light of Nanner's recruitment, here's the current staff roster:

Me: Owner and Overlord
Sybeman: General Manager
Ricardo: Not-So-Secret Spy
Sean Wookie: Unspecified General Employee
Nanner Split: Unspecified General Employee
Warbler – Honorary dignitary

Sean and Nanner, feel free to suggest a title/position for your good selves.


*Official Announcement by the owner and overlord of FrobozzCo*

Today FrobozzCo is holding a bigass party for everyone to celebrate the banning of AWK and Battlewars. Let us never speak their names again. Henceforth, FrobozzCo employees will be given a day off and 21 Golden pieces every February 21st. Let the party commence.

P.S I am aware that the actual date of banning was February 20th, but February 21st is the first day that the boards have been 100% clean.

P.P.S Warbler will be guest of honour at said party.

*End of Announcement*

War does not make one great.

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things are much more calm now. like after you flush the toilet.

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Except there's still a lingering stink that everyone will talk about for a while, but it will pass.

And Nann, Beetlejuice is one of my favourite movies of all time, so even if you weren't hired, you are now!

And ric, I think this party is one of those few cigar situations.
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If there was ever a cigar situation, the banning of AWK is it.

War does not make one great.

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umm.. i've already been smoking one since the event. i guess i can open my door and let the smoke waft through the halls.

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Thanks for the generous offer of second hand cigar smoke Ric, but this is a party, and I'm pushing the boat out - finest cuban cigars rolled on the thighs of a virgin for everyone, courtesy of FrobozzCo!!

War does not make one great.

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i have the same kind! my brand is rodados virginales cubanos. best cigars in the world.

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Sure are, and this aromatic cigar smoke sure is clearing out that stink you mentioned pretty quick. I can't even remember what we're celebrating anymore.

War does not make one great.

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Mmmmm, tobacco and virgins....what a sumptuous combination....

It's funny, my personal "I'm not going to reply to any of his posts" didn't last a day before he was banned
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Therefore you can say with all conviction that you never faltered in your vow to ignore. Although I can't actually remember who it is you vowed to ignore. Might have started with an A, but I can't be sure.

War does not make one great.

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Eh, doesn't matter.

*presses a button on the wall, revealing the hidden bar* Drinks are on the house, boys and girls!
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Mmmmm, tobacco and virgins....what a sumptuous combination....

It's funny, my personal "I'm not going to reply to any of his posts" didn't last a day before he was banned

Actually I had been on that tactic for quite some time now (actually about a month) which if you re-read any threads that we both posted in you can see... and he actually did give up 'saying' anything to me.

But on a happier note- here's my cigar contribution:

http://members.shaw.ca/zerone/img/fu10.gif

Well, as you can see, its wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. Constitution. It was hand-rolled by Queen Elizabeth during her "wild years", and was buried with George Burns, until grave-robbing space mushrooms... well, you know the rest


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Ahaha! I remember that episode!

I had tried ignoring him before, and I don't recall what he said to make me turn back on that.
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Hey, this is a party. No more talking about he whose name we shall not speak.

*sucks on cigar* you can almost taste that smooooth virgin skin.

War does not make one great.

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Virgins? Heavenly? Hmmm... reminds me of a Danish cartoon I saw once.
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If I was Muslim, I wouldn't be laughing as hard as I am right now.

At the same time, if I wasn't in a comp lab, I'd be laughing harder.

We need wheel-shoes.
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If I was laughing any harder, I'd BE a wheel shoe. Think about it.

I don't think this is a regular tabacco cigar...

War does not make one great.

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Golden Apple, my friend. Golden Apple






KALLISTI!
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are the said virgins at the office? and are they cute? i don't want my cigars rolled on an ugly virgin.

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Well, had you asked me this morning, there would have been more virgins. Let's just say they're easy on the eyes (and the rest of you, too)
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*Warbler enters FrobozzCo thread looking for party atwhich he supposed to be guest of honor. But, has WarbSP™ loaded and ready incase this is some kind of trap*