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BARF!

Nobody should eat bologna. Hey, Hindus can't because it's beef; Jews can't because it's pork!
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no one should eat pork its full of cancer causing chemicals
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Well, I don't care, because those chemicals are ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY DELICIOUS.

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you do realise that pigs eat their own shit dont you? its in the damn meat!
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Originally posted by: battlewars
no one should eat pork its full of cancer causing chemicals


Correct. I don't eat pork either.
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Originally posted by: ricardo
hey gm! what's the mission for this company? or how about the motto? it'd be nice to have something to work towards and not just hang around the office.

although throwing pencils towards the ceiling is fun.

The company mission is a secret known only to Sybe and I. But I approve of the way youb are throwing those pencils, so I'm giving you a raise.

BTW Ricardo, where do you live? I want some music lessons.

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: ricardo
hey gm! what's the mission for this company? or how about the motto? it'd be nice to have something to work towards and not just hang around the office.

although throwing pencils towards the ceiling is fun.

The company mission is a secret known only to Sybe and I. But I approve of the way youb are throwing those pencils, so I'm giving you a raise.

BTW Ricardo, where do you live? I want some music lessons.


Fort Worth, TX, USA. for what instrument? just to let you know, i don't do voice. my opera skills are very subpar.

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I play guitar. I'm not bad, but I could do with some professional theory tuition to take me to the next level. Not planning on being in Texas anytime soon though.

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father

The company mission is a secret known only to Sybe and I.


Yes. A secret even to...I mean, known only to us....how deliciously evil.....
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I play guitar. I'm not bad, but I could do with some professional theory tuition to take me to the next level. Not planning on being in Texas anytime soon though.


I hear that. Moving to texas isn't a choice. It usually comes out of necessity.

The best way to get better at any instrument, in my opinion, is to take lessons. Try to find an instructor from the local university and you will improve by leaps and bounds. They will teach you all there is to know about correct technique, theory, chords, etc. Here, in the states, it costs anywhere between 25-35 bucks an hour, and it's usually an hour a week. The rest of the time is used practicing. In my heyday I practiced upwards to 4 hours a day. Today I'm lucky to do a couple hours a day.

Long story short, it's worth the money and time. You won't regret it.

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Thanks for the advice. I've been playing 10 years and I'm 100% self taught, but would like a few pointers from a pro, so I guess I will get lessons. I mean, $30 a week isn't too much.

War does not make one great.

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And now, a special announcement from your General Manager, Sybeman:

Alright, everyone. I'm making a change. Not anything you have to worry about, bececause I'm changing me, but I'm posting this here because I ask for your help. Lately, AWK has been getting under my skin, getting on my nerves, and generally ruining the good mood I had this morning. Because of this, I have decided to no longer reply to any of his posts. Why make a special announcement? Because I need enforcers. If, after this moment, I do respond to any of AWK's posts, I ask you to splash me with water, slap me in the face, and bring me back to my sense. Thank you.

End of announcement.
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I'll be your wingman. I'm trying a similar approach myself.

War does not make one great.

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Thanks. It's like quitting smoking, except that cigarettes cause little to no mental damage.
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Originally posted by: sybeman
And now, a special announcement from your General Manager, Sybeman:

Alright, everyone. I'm making a change. Not anything you have to worry about, bececause I'm changing me, but I'm posting this here because I ask for your help. Lately, AWK has been getting under my skin, getting on my nerves, and generally ruining the good mood I had this morning. Because of this, I have decided to no longer reply to any of his posts. Why make a special announcement? Because I need enforcers. If, after this moment, I do respond to any of AWK's posts, I ask you to splash me with water, slap me in the face, and bring me back to my sense. Thank you.

End of announcement.


I see you followed my advice from the PM I sent you?
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Originally posted by: sybeman
And now, a special announcement from your General Manager, Sybeman:

Alright, everyone. I'm making a change. Not anything you have to worry about, bececause I'm changing me, but I'm posting this here because I ask for your help. Lately, AWK has been getting under my skin, getting on my nerves, and generally ruining the good mood I had this morning. Because of this, I have decided to no longer reply to any of his posts. Why make a special announcement? Because I need enforcers. If, after this moment, I do respond to any of AWK's posts, I ask you to splash me with water, slap me in the face, and bring me back to my sense. Thank you.

End of announcement.


i've done the same. don't worry. you can count on me!

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and a collective sigh of relief is heard through the halls of frobozzco....

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Company party?


Would this be a good time to ask if I could become an employee of FrobozzCo?

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does your company offer back rubs at lunch time?
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just a word of advise, nanner... don't wait for the powers that be to post questions as to why you should be a part of the company.. list your qualifications now.

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Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES! AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER! EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKIN' TO A DEAD GUY! NOW WHADDYOU THINK?!

[eerie whisper]Ya think I'm qualified?[/eerie whisper]

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if i were gm, i would hire you. anyone who quotes beetlejuice the first time in a thread gets hired. the second time, auto-rejection. but i'm not the gm.