General Star Wars Caption This

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 16-Feb-2006 8:52 PM
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

OBI-WAN: "Luke, listen, this is important. This means something."
LUKE: "What?"
OBI-WAN: "Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels GREAT when you're doing it. But in the end, you're just screwing yourself."
LUKE: "

"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Author: Scotty Balls
Time: 16-Feb-2006 10:08 PM
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Behind the scenes...

MARK: Sir Alec, how can I become as distinguished an actor as you?
ALEC: Well Mark, first of all, you must treat the character of Luke as a very whiny bitch-boy. After that, you should make a really awful movie featuring a very expensive car in the title. Then, years later, you should do voice work in video games & cartoons.
MARK: Really?
ALEC: Yes Mark, if you follow my instructions, you will never fail.
MARK" Wow Sir Alec! Thanks so much for your time & advice! (Mark runs away to call his agent about Corvette Summer)
ALEC: (under his breath): What a stupid mother fu***r!

"...all Jedi Had was a bunch of muppets." - Dante Hicks (Clerks)

Anakin was an OLD MAN when he died, therefore his ghost should be old too AND WITH EYEBROWS

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 17-Feb-2006 11:36 AM
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Originally posted by: Scotty Balls

Behind the scenes...

MARK: Sir Alec, how can I become as distinguished an actor as you?
ALEC: Well Mark, first of all, you must treat the character of Luke as a very whiny bitch-boy. After that, you should make a really awful movie featuring a very expensive car in the title. Then, years later, you should do voice work in video games & cartoons.
MARK: Really?
ALEC: Yes Mark, if you follow my instructions, you will never fail.
MARK" Wow Sir Alec! Thanks so much for your time & advice! (Mark runs away to call his agent about Corvette Summer)
ALEC: (under his breath): What a stupid mother fu***r!

Hahahahahaha

http://www.lynngoldsmith.com/images/folio/celebs/p1/lea%20and%20C3P0.jpg

LEIA: "Goldenrod here is more man than most scruffy nerf herders, if you know what I mean..."

http://www.stomptokyo.com/sings/swholiday/images/hug2.jpg

HAN: "She left me for Goldenrod Chewie, Goldenrod!"
CHEWBACCA: "There Sol, there there..."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 17-Feb-2006 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

Originally posted by: Scotty Balls

Behind the scenes...

MARK: Sir Alec, how can I become as distinguished an actor as you?
ALEC: Well Mark, first of all, you must treat the character of Luke as a very whiny bitch-boy. After that, you should make a really awful movie featuring a very expensive car in the title. Then, years later, you should do voice work in video games & cartoons.
MARK: Really?
ALEC: Yes Mark, if you follow my instructions, you will never fail.
MARK" Wow Sir Alec! Thanks so much for your time & advice! (Mark runs away to call his agent about Corvette Summer)
ALEC: (under his breath): What a stupid mother fu***r!

Hahahahahaha

LEIA: "Goldenrod here is more man than most scruffy nerf herders, if you know what I mean..."

HAN: "She left me for Goldenrod Chewie, Goldenrod!"
CHEWBACCA: "There Sol, there there..."

Hahahhahahahaha!!!!!!

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 17-Feb-2006 2:14 PM
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi

Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

Originally posted by: Scotty Balls

Behind the scenes...

MARK: Sir Alec, how can I become as distinguished an actor as you?
ALEC: Well Mark, first of all, you must treat the character of Luke as a very whiny bitch-boy. After that, you should make a really awful movie featuring a very expensive car in the title. Then, years later, you should do voice work in video games & cartoons.
MARK: Really?
ALEC: Yes Mark, if you follow my instructions, you will never fail.
MARK" Wow Sir Alec! Thanks so much for your time & advice! (Mark runs away to call his agent about Corvette Summer)
ALEC: (under his breath): What a stupid mother fu***r!

Hahahahahaha

LEIA: "Goldenrod here is more man than most scruffy nerf herders, if you know what I mean..."

HAN: "She left me for Goldenrod Chewie, Goldenrod!"
CHEWBACCA: "There Sol, there there..."

Hahahhahahahaha!!!!!!

Thanks, ADWK.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/Hansolo.jpg

HAN: "I have to return some video tapes."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: Invader Jenny
Time: 17-Feb-2006 2:39 PM
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http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/1696/together0pg.jpg

Ford: My Star Wars trilogy is a classic
Liam: Yeah well, my trilogy had kick ass fighting moves and graphics.
Ford: My trilogy had a plot and likable characters.
Liam: I had a lightsaber.
Ford: I had a blaster (that shot first every time.)
Liam: We had a bigger budget!
Ford: We had bigger box office numbers!
Liam: I had a staring role!
Ford: For one movie. I starred in all three!
Liam: I worked with Jar-Jar!
Ford: ...
Liam: Never mind.
Ford: Ha ha. Loser.

"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 17-Feb-2006 3:04 PM
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

"I'll be back."

Author: JennyS1138
Time: 17-Feb-2006 3:12 PM
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http://www.geocities.com/cybered_sw/images/jar5.jpg

This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 17-Feb-2006 3:13 PM
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Originally posted by: Invader Jenny

Ford: My Star Wars trilogy is a classic
Liam: Yeah well, my trilogy had kick ass fighting moves and graphics.
Ford: My trilogy had a plot and likable characters.
Liam: I had a lightsaber.
Ford: I had a blaster (that shot first every time.)
Liam: We had a bigger budget!
Ford: We had bigger box office numbers!
Liam: I had a staring role!
Ford: For one movie. I starred in all three!
Liam: I worked with Jar-Jar!
Ford: ...
Liam: Never mind.
Ford: Ha ha. Loser.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 17-Feb-2006 3:13 PM
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Originally posted by: JennyS1138

This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Again - bwahahahahaha

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 17-Feb-2006 3:14 PM
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HAN SOLO: "Too bad the Hovitos, they don't know you like I do, Belloq."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: JennyS1138
Time: 17-Feb-2006 3:16 PM
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http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//2004/jabba.jpg

Smelly slug, smelly slug. What are we feeding you? Smelly slug, smelly slug. It's not your fault.

George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."

Author: JennyS1138
Time: 17-Feb-2006 3:19 PM
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http://www.universohq.com/cinema/images/lucas_mcallum.jpg

Hey Rick, could you get me a Pepsi? Yes, my master.

George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."

Author: grifter
Time: 17-Feb-2006 4:14 PM
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Originally posted by: Invader Jenny

Ford: My Star Wars trilogy is a classic
Liam: Yeah well, my trilogy had kick ass fighting moves and graphics.
Ford: My trilogy had a plot and likable characters.
Liam: I had a lightsaber.
Ford: I had a blaster (that shot first every time.)
Liam: We had a bigger budget!
Ford: We had bigger box office numbers!
Liam: I had a staring role!
Ford: For one movie. I starred in all three!
Liam: I worked with Jar-Jar!
Ford: ...
Liam: Never mind.
Ford: Ha ha. Loser.

great! straight to the top 10!

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 17-Feb-2006 11:59 PM
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HAN SOLO: "Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 19-Feb-2006 8:15 AM
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http://www.dusso.com/pages/EP3/sac600.2.jpg

No caption necessary. That pic is just frikkin beautiful, man!

(Notice a Millennium Falcon-type ship near the bottm, along with some Naboo Starfighters.)

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 19-Feb-2006 11:50 AM
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That is beautiful.

When Naboo Ruled California...

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: Number20
Time: 19-Feb-2006 2:20 PM
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HAN SOLO: First! I shot first!

Author: grifter
Time: 19-Feb-2006 4:10 PM
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http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/9401/sac600212bw.jpg

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 19-Feb-2006 4:13 PM
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Why are there so many roads in that picture? They don't need roads! They have spaceships!

Or as Doc said in BTTF:

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 19-Feb-2006 4:17 PM
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Originally posted by: grifter

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 19-Feb-2006 9:56 PM
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Originally posted by: grifter

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 19-Feb-2006 10:00 PM
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http://moonsofiego.thepensieve.net/couple/art/angelgidgetpa1.jpg

CARTOON ANAKIN: "I think you swallowed my gum..."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 19-Feb-2006 10:01 PM
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Originally posted by: Number20

HAN SOLO: First! I shot first!

Hahahahahahahahaha

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: Scotty Balls
Time: 19-Feb-2006 10:42 PM
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CARTOON ANAKIN: I wonder if OUR performance will be any more believable than our live action counterparts.
CARTOON PADME: Who cares as long as WE aren't in that film.

"...all Jedi Had was a bunch of muppets." - Dante Hicks (Clerks)

Anakin was an OLD MAN when he died, therefore his ghost should be old too AND WITH EYEBROWS